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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Good, I needed to be reported. I was very close to creating a mass casualty event.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

And the media has been alerted.

 

[Frood]

He's very unstable, Fred.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What is little jack reporting? And why is he being a reporting pussy?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Shut up, Reg. You've been reporting everyone else.

 

[Fredricka]

It was the zeds that sent him over the edge frood

 

[jack]

LOL I didnt report you Larry, although that doesnt even need to be said.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack reports almost anything tbh

 

[Fredricka]

Dont listen to him larry, i have proof

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I know, jack. I'm just messing with Freddy. Hardly much of a challenge.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Talk about low hanging fruit.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Fredricka]

I saw the other day that larry thinks hes a troll

 

[Frood]

I only report kiddy porn and other grossly criminal offences.... I'm a free speech advocate.

 

[Fredricka]

And another jack report just landed on my desk, let me go look

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Fred, you're about as a successful troll as the Pope is a successful pimp.

 

[Frood]

Larry is a bit of a troll, Fred.... farm grade baseball level but still on the up and up.

 

[Fredricka]

Hes saying he wants you assboxed with him larry

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Assbox this

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[jack]

Fred should change her nema to me me me me ME

 

[Fredricka]

Larrys easily ignored though, i dont know why jacks letting him get to him

 

[Fredricka]

Me me, it has a nice ring to it

 

[jack]

hen she doesnt get enough attention the volume goes up

 

[jack]

when she doesnt get enough attention the volume goes up

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Good one

 

[Fredricka]

Jack just reported me for being an attention seeker :( where will these reports end?

 

[Fredricka]

Hang on, i need another drink to make larry seem funny

 

[jack]

Which butthole would you prefer Fred, the one further north, or the southern one?