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[Frood]

Jack is like one of my youngest brothers growing up. We'd push him into log falls along the river which we fished daily and tell him "Rosie the massive snapper turtle would take his leg off" if he didn't stop following us, talking loudly, and scaring off the trout.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[jack]

Your gaslight=ing is more stale than the crust in your panties. Maybe time for a change?

 

[Frood]

He still followed us though.

 

[jack]

Your gaslighting is more stale than the crust in your panties. Maybe time for a change?

 

[Fredricka]

That line is more stale than the crust in anyone's panties jack

 

[X]

I made a veggie sandwich

 

[Weeg]

@Fredricka He is senile. Hes like 79.

 

[X]

Probably I’ll make fish sticks tonight

 

[jack]

I had two slices of toast with butter and PB.

 

[Fredricka]

Poor younger brothers though, this is what happened to x and thats why hes the way he is

 

[jack]

we're going to do the chicken tonight.

 

[X]

But not the cheap minced fish kind but the good ones made from haddock

 

[X]

The way I am??

 

[X]

You mean ALPHA?

 

[Fredricka]

I think hes 82 now weeg, no way to spend a retirement

 

[jack]

Fish dicks? Don't tell Holliday. He'll be camping out in your yard

 

[X]

Meh it just sorta happened like that

 

[Frood]

Do they have seed oil in them, X?

 

[Fredricka]

A mean bully x, which jack reported you for

 

[X]

Oh wow jack just said I eat fish dicks and I laughed

 

[Fredricka]

Jack has started a report war on bullies u know

 

[X]

Lies frwdddy I’m not of the simple

 

[Fredricka]

Jack, enjoy your last few hours of freedom, whats your last meal going to be?

 

[Fredricka]

You DO NOT KNOW X

 

[Fredricka]

Hes heinous

 

[X]

Do I sound like a mean bully ?

 

[Fredricka]

Um yes

 

[X]

It’s preposterous

 

[jack]

See how easy it is to twist her up in knots X?