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[Fredricka]

All larry can do is cheese, he has no words to support him

 

[Seamajor]

I'm fine with being honest, Fred..

When? While busting your butt to be woman?

 

[Seamajor]

I have a very nuanced view of what Australia is or isn't in the past or these modern days..

Enjoy it

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Any kids that I'm aware of? No. Kids that might be mine? There could be 3-4 of them out there.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'm not going to deal with my past.

 

[Seamajor]

I hunt, fish, and am a damn good cook who doesn't have to rely on instructions or recipe books anymore. As a teen, I was horrible at food but not as bad as my wife. So I learned as I went.

Bet your apron is cute

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So Larry's a deadbeat dad? That's not cool.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Never been proven.

 

[Fredricka]

Wouldn't surprise me reggie, hes a deadbeat poster already

 

[Seamajor]

I have direct lineage to famous people.

A Janitor? Lies are so important to you. The reason you can’t pay your taxes?

 

[Seamajor]

Wow, just wow

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Thanks, Fred. Coming from you, its a compliment.

 

[Fredricka]

Seamajor, stop being so vague, say what u think or nobody cares

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm just fucking with you, Larry.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Likewise, Reg.

 

[Weeg]

WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Murdock]

hola fuckerz

 

[Frood]

A Janitor? Lies are so important to you. The reason you can’t pay your taxes?

Engrish?

 

[Joe]

That's quite the video @Alfred E. Neutrump

 

[jack]

youre up early @Seamajor

 

[Alticus]

Mornin' @jack @Adam

 

[Alticus]

And the rest of you lot.

 

[jack]

Hey Alti

 

[Alticus]

Might I remind you all that it's mandatory to say good morning to me.

 

[Adam]

Hello Alti

 

[Alticus]

Hi man. About to get breakfast. You?

 

[Adam]

Gawd am hungover

 

[Adam]

might go back to bed

 

[Alticus]

The classic hangover. I've been there bro.

 

[Alticus]

Can't say I envy you right now.