Donald Trump came down the stairs of Air Force One, called the new Canada-EU alliance "laughable," and threatened to stop trading with an entire continent about it. Ninety seconds earlier he'd called his own hand-picked Fed board "hostile." Everything is hostile to this bloke except the golf cart. Meanwhile, Mark Carney stood in front of 27 nations, took a standing ovation, and told the world's press that nobody dictates Canada's culture or its choices. Every Australian on Earth knows exactly what he said. So we translated it. The Prime Minister of Canada just told Donald Trump to get fucked, in both official languages, and delivered it so politely it arrived looking like an RSVP.