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[X]

Geez I have issues huh guys

 

[jack]

You're ok. I worry about you a lot less than I used to.

 

[X]

Lol

 

[jack]

Glad your kids are around. What are you feeding them tonight?

 

[X]

Well go out

 

[X]

See you got a delivery

 

[jack]

Wife and I wen to see Practical Magic 2. It was pretty good, surprisingly. Last thing I ever thought I would enjoy.

 

[jack]

Wife and I went to see Practical Magic 2. It was pretty good, surprisingly. Last thing I ever thought I would enjoy.

 

[jack]

I got a delivery?

 

[Alticus]

X You just crossed the line. I've programmed a virus that will give me a list of everyone who has given you positive reactions here and all of the items you buy from the impulse rack at the grocery store checkout. You've been warned. Muahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[Alticus]

X You've just crossed the line. I've programmed a virus that will give me a list of everyone who has given you positive reactions here and all of the items you buy from the impulse rack at the grocery store checkout. You've been warned. Muahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[Alticus]

I'm seriously considering becoming a stand up comedian. Do you all think I have what it takes?

 

[jack]

I can see it now "I walked in on my parents having sex...it was the most embarrassing half hour of my life"

 

[jack]

 

[Alticus]

Me neither. lol

 

[Alticus]

I once walked in on the folks when I was kid. They didn't even notice me. Just kept on fuckin they did.

 

[Alticus]

I once walked in on the folks when I was kid. They didn't even notice me. Just kept on fuckin' they did.

 

[jack]

You should get a part time job doing something mindless a couple days a week. Thats what I'm doing.

 

[Alticus]

I was polite and closed the door 3 seconds after.

 

[Alticus]

I make a little online. I'm good.

 

[jack]

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus, and you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next 50 years.”

 

[Alticus]

C'mon you bastards. This is me trying to be the fun Alty here. A rare moment indeed. Take advantage.

 

[jack]

It's like posting here at BF. I finally found a group of people I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

 

[Alticus]

@jack I agree. The shortness of life really depends on who you ask though right?

 

[jack]

I ask dead people, but they never respond :shrugs:

 

[Alticus]

@jack I agree, but the shortness of life really depends on who you ask though right?

 

[jack]

wow, everyone's takin oxy....

 

[Alticus]

Some think it's too short, other think it's taking forever.

 

[Alticus]

Some think it's too short, others think it's taking forever.

 

[Alticus]

What do you mean with the oxy remark?