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[Breakfall]

I remember sucking tequila out of a bar wench’s naval back in ‘91...fuck, those were the dayz! Offspring, acid and no condoms! Ha!

 

[Blazor]

lolol, I remember those days

 

[Blazor]

....no, wait, it wasnt in '91 for me, I was a Freshman in high school then and didnt lose my V card til '93 lol

 

[Blazor]

wasnt til after '95 with the other lol

 

[Blazor]

But the 80's and 90's were pretty sweet

 

[Breakfall]

Well I was 10 and 20 accordingly...I only grabbed life by her brass ballz from 30 onwards! I was just a child beforehand...

 

[Breakfall]

I was having a yarn with @Joe beforehand and about his shit liberal political contribution. He seems to think his liberal stance here @Bastard Factory is quite validated. I just want to hear it from the horse’s mouth!?

 

[Breakfall]

Not too many fucking smart people here...

 

[Blazor]

I miss being a kid. Jumping ramps with my Big Wheel, climbing to the top of trees and swinging like Jeff (@Scooter knows who Im talking about)

 

[Breakfall]

You’re still a kid @Blazor ...at heart at least!

 

[Blazor]

...riding my bike anywhere I wanted, building forts in the woods

 

[Blazor]

Lol, thanks!!! That I am!!!

 

[Breakfall]

Hahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

I remember sucking when I was really young. That was nice.

 

[Breakfall]

Sucking vagina!

 

[Blazor]

"I dont wanna grow up, cause if I did... I couldnt be a Toys R Us kid!"

 

[Blazor]

lololol

 

[Breakfall]

Made a small kid penis hard as a pencil! Lol

 

[Blazor]

Vaginas were still hairy back then lol, Hair Pies as they were called... of a Fur Burger hahaha

 

[Blazor]

*or

 

[Blazor]

hahahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

Not when the vagina I was sucking was my same age! Lol

 

[Blazor]

hahahahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

Once I sucked that vagina when I was just a single digit of age, I realised that I was destined to become a cunnilinguist!

 

[Breakfall]

See this...?

 

[Breakfall]

This is poetic licence!

 

[Breakfall]

No fucking politics!

 

[Breakfall]

No fucking Blue against the Grey and shit!

 

[Blazor]

Lol, I had sexual feelings as early as 4 years old, but didnt understand it lol

 

[Breakfall]

Instead were inundated with liberals and queers of late!