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[Blazor]

I remember pissing in a balloon at 4, just had the urge to do it lol

 

[Breakfall]

Jesus.

 

[Blazor]

or sticking my dick in a shampoo bottle lol, til it got too big to do that lol

 

[Breakfall]

I remember digging a hole in the back yard and shitting in said hole, and Infound that to be good. But I don’t necessarily mention it...

 

[Blazor]

...then I learned soap in the peepee is bad lol

 

[Breakfall]

You fucking maniac!

 

[Blazor]

Lol, I had to dig holes and shit in them at 4 too lol

 

[Blazor]

My aunt had no indoor plumbing

 

[Breakfall]

I had plumbing...I just preferred to shit outdoors. Still do...truth be told.

 

[Blazor]

lolol, if I was having fun outside, and had to shit, I would still shit outside, and wipe my ass with leaves lol

 

[Breakfall]

Don’t all these liberals make your skin crawl? Look at them all!

 

[Breakfall]

Leaves? Lol

 

[Blazor]

They are pitiful people, they have no fun

 

[Blazor]

Yeah lolol, leaves from a tree!

 

[Breakfall]

A long stuck twirls...more surface area.

 

[Breakfall]

Stick*

 

[Blazor]

hahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

A standard stick and twirl the shit off.

 

[Blazor]

hahahahaha never heard of that lololol

 

[Breakfall]

I’m a seasoned bush shitter! Lol

 

[Breakfall]

Do the math. 10cm dia. stick can twirl thricefold the amount of shit that any leaf can! True story!

 

[Breakfall]

I never thought potty 101 would be better than liberal political yawn!

 

[Blazor]

hahaha

 

[Breakfall]

Doesn’t that just say something?

 

[Breakfall]

One of the most politically experienced people on this entire board, and yet these liberals think the,selves to be more versed! Mind-blowing...

 

[Blazor]

yup, the libs are a bunch of turd burglars, don't let them steal them lol

 

[Breakfall]

It’s hard not to think that this place now sucks....really.

 

[Blazor]

They pass pressies back n forth in their mouths

 

[Breakfall]

We can joke around around, but the reality is staring at us in the face.

 

[Blazor]

it's why all that comes out their mouths is shit!