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"When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, hes going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse" lololol
 
"The blessing!" omg I wanna watch National Lampoons Christmas Vacation now lololol. But its too soon!
 
As a lil kid I actually got in trouble watching that movie, for laughing too loud in the morning watching it the first time lol. Mom appologized to me after she watched it, thought it was funny as hell lol
 
Yes I am!!! I ran out of whiskey, now Im on high proof rum, there is no help for me now lol
 
Sorry, Im looking at National Lampooons Christmas Vacation tshirts, for Christmas hahaha
 
I cant find the one I wanted, from LotRs. Had smeagol saying "whats it gots in its pockitses" lol
 
I'll fathom the bowl! I'll fathom the bowl! Give me the punch ladle, I'll fathom the bowl