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[Weeg]

Ask what wood Jesus do.

 

[Blazor]

Im literally laughing so hard at the idea of giggling when I wipe hahahahah

 

[Weeg]

Don’t fite like yoor doing. What good willl come of that?

 

[Jeannie]

Im literally rolling on the floor laughing lolol. My cats be like WTF lololol

i like cats for their stoic faces, no emotion at all. unlike dogs they r hard 2 read

 

[Blazor]

Jesus would giggle when he wiped too

 

[Blazor]

 

[Weeg]

Well it’s bed time. Stocking woodburner for the night. See yoo at 3am when I put some coal in it.

didnt u just open a 12pk a few hrs ago?

Actually I opened 2 12 packs!!!

by yourself?

Yep 2 12packs isn’t that much

 

[Jeannie]

Don’t fite like yoor doing. What good willl come of that?

who r u talking 2?

 

[Lily]

Blaze, you were that infant a mom could entertain for hours with a cardboard box, weren't you?

 

[Jeannie]

Well it’s bed time. Stocking woodburner for the night. See yoo at 3am when I put some coal in it.

didnt u just open a 12pk a few hrs ago?

Actually I opened 2 12 packs!!!

by yourself?

Yep 2 12packs isn’t that much

lol, for one person it is

when we go camping we bring booze, that beer cooler was getting tooooo heavy xd

 

[Blazor]

I love cardboard box! Momma didnt even need to be involved! Hours of fun!

 

[Blazor]

 

[Lily]

Yep, simple.

 

[Lily]

 

[Blazor]

Nothing wrong with simple. Its the creativity involved.

 

[Blazor]

You have to look beyond your dinner plate Lily

 

[Blazor]

.....and dessert

 

[Blazor]

.....and your midnight snack

 

[Blazor]

.....and when you get up at 3 am to raid the fridge

 

[Blazor]

For fuck sake woman, life is not ALL about food

 

[Jeannie]

i just got a weird riddle...who wants the challenge?

 

[Blazor]

Oooo OOOoooo, ME ME ME!!!!

 

[Lily]

You need to look beyond the shithole you live in to see what's outside of bumblefuck.

 

[Jeannie]

if u were a foot away from your goal and approached it in half steps, could u ever reach that goal?

 

[Blazor]

Lily, you think I dont? Hahahaha woe is you, for I am an adventurer!

 

[Lily]

Your little world is bumblefuck loser traitorous VA.

 

[Blazor]

if u were a foot away from your goal and approached it in half steps, could u ever reach that goal?

Yes, its a 2 step waltz! lol

 

[Blazor]

HA! Fuck you swine!

 

[Blazor]

:BlandePig::BlandePig::BlandePig:

 

[Lily]

shithole loser...all those "gay" northeners whooped your asses