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[The Scoundrel]

Can wax his board, go surfing, sunbathe on a nudist beach

 

[The Scoundrel]

And be back posting within the hour?

 

[Blazor]

Im only a lil alcohol tipsy right now, just did a 200mg edible, wooooooooo. I'll sleep good tonight lol

 

[The Scoundrel]

I call bullshit.

 

[Lily]

He lives at the beach.

 

[Blazor]

BAM!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Still not viable

 

[Blazor]

Look at Lily pounce on that shit and defend her man hahaha

 

[The Scoundrel]

Stands by her man like a country singer with a bottle of Jack shoved up her arse

 

[Blazor]

He lives NEAR the beach

 

[Aryan Victory]

Is Chubzilla cheating on Barmitzvahscape?

 

[Blazor]

hahahahhahahaha

 

[Aryan Victory]

I think Breakfall paid her a complement and that was it, she's smitten

 

[Blazor]

A Jack Daniels butt plug lol

 

[Aryan Victory]

She's obviously not used to them LOl

 

[The Scoundrel]

I live 20 nyards from the beach and couldn't do that

 

[Weeg]

2 12 packs in my belly

 

[The Scoundrel]

Did ya eat the tins?

 

[Blazor]

Wooooooooo!!! You go Weeg on a Friday night!!!

 

[Blazor]

Scoundrel, he dont eat the tins, he saves those so he can cash them in and get more 12 packs

 

[The Scoundrel]

I live 20 yards from the beach and couldn't do that

 

[The Scoundrel]

The everlasting beer can? What a remarkable feat

 

[Lily]

@The Scoundrel Is your beach as warm as his and are you semi-retired?

 

[The Scoundrel]

No it's fuckin freezing but I do swim there in a wetsuit.

 

[The Scoundrel]

He was far too drunk to surf

 

[The Scoundrel]

Don't know why he lied?

 

[Lily]

Apparently he's been surfing all his life

 

[Blazor]

....but not too drunk to do it in the nude lol

 

[The Scoundrel]

Still an impossible activity. The timing's fucked.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Now surfing nude was never mentioned