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My friend was tellin' me bout that hennessy, I aint had that one yet, and I've done lots of liquors
 
Lol, tequila makes me freaky horny lol. Thats why I call Hornitos... Horny Toes lol
 
I had my man putting shots of mezcal in his beer one night and he went to put the laundry in the dryer but passed out on the bed instead lmao. He doesn’t take my advice anymore