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[Blazor]

I liked this one customer I was doing a project with, but I looked and she had a ring on that finger lol

 

[Breakfall]

Be careful…sometimes it’s only a token ring. It could be a messy affair!

 

[Blazor]

Folks that think Im a racist, would be surprised to know I was smackin' black booty Saturday night lolol

 

[Breakfall]

Time to cook some brekkie. Hooroo for now.

 

[Breakfall]

Wait what?

 

[Blazor]

bahahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

You had some black velvet?

 

[Breakfall]

So…what did you think?

 

[Blazor]

She was backin' it up!!! Nah lol, just dancin' lol.

 

[Blazor]

My friend told her I was a Scorpio, and she was backin' it up sayin' "Scorpio! Scorpio! Scorpio!" hahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

Aaaaaaaah…fuck, I hope you grabbed her number!?

 

[Blazor]

Lol, still, she was too big for me too, but smaller than the other one that wanted to rape me lol. Think you missed that part of the convo earlier lol

 

[Breakfall]

Blazor…Blazor…Blazor…when they’re big, they’re delectably juicier! You just let them sit down hard on your face. Trust me on this. I’m giving you pearls of wisdom here fella!

 

[Blazor]

Fuck no!!!! hahahahahaha, I like to breathe!!!!!!

 

[Breakfall]

I breathe from my ears!

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Blazor]

Bhahahahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

Awright…gotta eat!

 

[Blazor]

Alright bud, go eat, come up lookin' like a glazed donut lol

 

[Weeg]

God dam it!!!!!

 

[Weeg]

Is George from Pizza Hut a tranny?

 

[Lily]

@Weeg Quick question. Are you a motherfucker?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

George from Pizza Hut is a multifaceted Internet personality that thrives in dark, sketchy, shady environments like this one.

 

[Weeg]

@Lily are yoo a fatherfucker? @UncleDiLF

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Entities like Weeg, George from Pizza Hut, Poppy, Gutterballs, Kennyquator, Hoth and a few others I've forgotten now, are the reason forum cryptozoology should be a thing.

 

[Lily]

No, my father is dead.

 

[Lily]

And if he weren't...well, still no. Would you fuck your mother and my father if you had a chance @Weeg?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Weeg has been watching too much family porn

 

[MANCID RILKO]

A very sick new turn for porn

 

[Weeg]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© haha Lily has!