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My brother is 14 years younger than me, he dont see how I do it lol. He went dancin' the other night, and hes still complaining about sore legs 2 days later lol
 
I was born tongue-tied! The doctor lifted my tongue and snipped with a scissors and no anesthetiser whatsoever. The bastard! What at least I get to chew everyone’s ears off, give good cunnilingus and not sound like a Scotsman trying to talk! Lol
 
How many times you type that? And could you dial that down too five words or less, thanks.