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[Master Pu]

I don't either

 

[Master Pu]

Lol

 

[Master Pu]

I used to have a powder horn

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

This is pure bar talk ^^^^

 

[Blazor]

Cool. I told my aunt, the only thing I want of hers, is her bull horn that you blow. Childhood memories with that thing, of simpler times

 

[Master Pu]

And I'm not even drinking

 

[Blazor]

Well pull up a chair Rancid!!!!!

 

[Blazor]

I am

 

[Master Pu]

I know lol

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Blazor]

lol

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Let me get a funny calzone ready here

 

[Blazor]

Im gonna heat up some queso

 

[Master Pu]

That works

 

[Master Pu]

You ever see a ghost Blaze?

 

[Master Pu]

See or feel

 

[Blazor]

OMG, I got some stories lol. One moment lol, queso going in microwave lol

 

[Master Pu]

Alright man I gotta piss and stretch myself

 

[Master Pu]

Rancy smoke it up

 

[Master Pu]

I gots stories too

 

[Blazor]

Ok, I have lots of stories, but I'll jus' go ahead and say the main one that freaked me the fuck out....

 

[Master Pu]

Go

 

[Blazor]

I was wide awake, laying on my back (I dont sleep on my back), and was about to get up at 2pm. Only one in the house

 

[Blazor]

My legs are spread like a V. When I suddenly feel something like an animal, larger than a cat, walking up in between my legs.....

 

[Blazor]

I was praying for it to be a cat lol. But I KNEW it was too heavy to be.

 

[Blazor]

THEN..... fucking THEN!!!! The covers started pulling off me, off my shoulders, evenly, not like a one fisted pull

 

[Blazor]

When it started pulling, I was really freaked, and decided to count to 3 and look, and by then the covers had come 8-10 inches off me

 

[Blazor]

Counted, looked, nothing my mortal eyes could see!!!! Nothing!!!

 

[Master Pu]

What did it want?