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[Murdy]

Nope

 

[Lily]

You know, those two avatars right next to one another are, well, interesting...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

lmao -- lardly is extra wide mad now

 

[Lily]

extra wide...ironic

 

[Alticus]

I've got a wide ass. I'm grateful for my wide computer chair.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[LotusBud]

E aí Lotus minha flor cheirosa, como vai você? Como foi seu Natal?

Kkkkkkkkkkk. Querido. Meu Natal foi maravilhoso. E o seu?

 

[Murdy]

Does anyone smack it when you walk through the door like my man does lol

 

[Lily]

Yes @Murdy One time my stepson smacked my ass when he was about 9 and I was in my 20s. I was fit to be tied.

 

[Lily]

My ex thought it was weird but funny

 

[Lily]

I was not amused.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Why would you share that moment with the group? A kid spanked your ass 30+ years ago was the last time? I'd have kept that to myself and 100% forgot it happened by now...

 

[Lily]

Why do you care what I post?

 

[Alticus]

Yes @Murdy One time my stepson smacked my ass when he was about 9 and I was in my 20s. I was fit to be tied.

Yeah, he was clearly out of line on that one.

 

[Lily]

I never said it was the last time.

 

[Lily]

Yeah, he was clearly out of line on that one.

It's creepy when you're the step parent.

I have to admit he clearly had a thing for girls with prominent butts once he started dating.

My partner told me he remembered seeing a movie where a woman is spanked by a grown man, some old western or something.

He said he remembers being 7 and wanted one of his own though he had no idea what he'd do with if he had it. LOL...an ass to smack that is...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hahahahahaha. Lardass wanna everyone to know this one time, at band camp, a boy touched her ass

 

[Dove]

I hope he was given a time out for that.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

And disinfectants

 

[Dove]

All bitchiness aside its actually impirtant to teach kids not to do shit like that

 

[Dove]

They think butts are hilarious.

 

[X]

I like fart jokes

 

[X]

do you guise ?

 

[Dove]

So do 6 year olds, X.

 

[X]

knock knock

 

[The Cuntess]

I’ll slap the shit out of someone

 

[Dove]

Im sure i did in kindergarten

 

[X]

knock knock

 

[X]

c'mon

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I wanted to grab my aunties boobs so much when I was a kid lolol