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[Biggie Smiles]

next we'll be reading all about that one time 29 years ago someone catcalled her

 

[The Cuntess]

Ain’t no one touching my investment but my husband

 

[X]

doveyyyyyyy coman

 

[X]

do not watch RIPD part two

 

[Dove]

When i was giving birth the first time...my oldest daughters grandmother got close to me

 

[Dove]

While i was pushing

 

[X]

its the movie version of doves opoasts BORRRRRING

 

[Dove]

I grabbed this woman by the tit. Had no idea i had her by the tit

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I dissected a frog once

 

[Dove]

And she stood there like a fucjing trooper while i left a hige bruise

 

[X]

not me

 

[BadBrad]

I eat frogs periodically

 

[X]

I eat the legs and send them home in little wheelchairs

 

[Dove]

Frog legs are a think here too

 

[Biggie Smiles]

hahahahahahaha Murdy wanted to make it about how her guy loves her bootay and go all woman power n shit and all Oak could come up with was some 9 year old pervert who lacked proper upbringing

 

[X]

oh no, now were gonna hear the history

 

[The Cuntess]

Do you all eat pigs feet

 

[Dove]

People in my state actually eat muskrats

 

[Biggie Smiles]

30 years ago mind you

 

[Dove]

X shut the fuck up

 

[X]

no

 

[X]

I dont have too

 

[Biggie Smiles]

this is why I love this shit... you read shit that makes you ROTFLAMO!

 

[Dove]

I promise not to exceed two syllables

 

[Dove]

Just stop crying ffs

 

[Biggie Smiles]

that drooling fuckwit is in here?

 

[X]

YOO !

 

[X]

Hi @Biggie Smiles whats up tiny

 

[Dove]

Had i been horny coming in here....it would have been ruined by your crying.

 

[LotusBud]

What is RIPD?