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[Alticus]

It's amazing how disgusting we humans can be. Eating shit, fucking animals, drinking piss, etc. Fuck me!

 

[Breakfall]

I was laughing my arse off when a mate threw a dog turd at me and it hit me right in the back of my throat. Just to get things straight!

 

[Alticus]

That must have tasted like shit.

 

[Breakfall]

I was also giving this hippy chick some analingus this one time and it tasted a wee bit bitter. I presumed that was a bit of shit too on account of the bitternessness. Poop is a necessary evil as far as I’m concerned.

 

[Alticus]

You seem like quite the romantic.

 

[Breakfall]

God…outside of these forums, I’m the perfect gentleman.

 

[Breakfall]

And who the fuck still says, “yuck”? Are you an effeminate?

 

[Alticus]

Nope. Just the word that came to mind.

 

[Alticus]

What word should I have used?

 

[Breakfall]

Gross will suffice. I’m sure you’re a big boi now!?

 

[Alticus]

"Gross" it is.

 

[Breakfall]

And I’ll tell you another thing…UK porn sucks less than ballz. Those British chicks are love fucking starfish!

 

[Breakfall]

And I’ll tell you another thing…UK porn sucks less than ballz. Those British chicks are like fucking starfish!

 

[Alticus]

I love UK porn. The accent is sexy.

 

[Breakfall]

Zero interest. Just lay of their backs and cop it sweet.

 

[Alticus]

What porn do you like?

 

[Breakfall]

German women know porn! Also Brazilian chicks can get nasty. The bestial stuff takes things too far as far as I’m concerned. Lol

 

[Breakfall]

I enjoy porn where one can see a chick’s tonsils via her gaping arsehole. That shit’s hilarious!

 

[Alticus]

I agree. I don't know how guys can pork an animal. Yuck......I mean gross!

 

[Alticus]

You are a very sexual being.

 

[Alticus]

Where did Thanos go?

 

[Breakfall]

I’m a sexy man with a big cock. I’m truly gifted. ;)

 

[Alticus]

Congratulations. I'm not so fortunate.

 

[Alticus]

What are your plans for New Year's?

 

[Breakfall]

Charisma plays an important role. Charisma and a willing tongue.

 

[Breakfall]

Probably hit the beach and take a few drinks.

 

[Alticus]

you're quite the Cassanova. I never understood why people celebrate New Year's.

 

[Alticus]

You're quite the Cassanova. I never understood why people celebrate New Year's.

 

[Breakfall]

I honestly haven’t partied on New Year’s Eve in decades. Crowds and chaos isn’t my cup of tea.

 

[Alticus]

Mine neither. when I used to drink I did the parties and bar hopping.