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[Lily]

He is miserable

 

[realgrimm]

I think hes just playing hard to get , try harder

 

[cw_]

lol

 

[BadBrad]

ya i've been *deeply* unhappy before, I try not to get close or have sex with people that are balls deeply sad or unlucky all the time.

 

[BadBrad]

took me a long time to shake that sadness, I had to move 3500 miles, stay drunk for a couple months, smoke a lot of marijuana, and have sex with no less than a 4 cubans

 

[BadBrad]

for awhile when I was drinking all day everyday busy going blind, I was worried I was infertile cuz I coudln't get hard when I tried to fuck someone 1 time

 

[BadBrad]

and then I became self conscious that I wouldn'tj be able to get hard the next time and stopped pursuing sex

 

[BadBrad]

I missed out on stretching a lot of tight assholes this summer/fall

 

[Lily]

So how are Cubans for sadness?

 

[BadBrad]

All Hispanics are raised to not show any emotional or physical pain, so if they do feel really sad they dont'e xpress it

 

[BadBrad]

I also speak broken Spanish so if they tell me they're sad I pretend I don't understand/have to deal with it

 

[Seamajor]

A Grimm. Cool assumption amigo. I eat it fresh every day. I swear it’s better than frozen pizza. I hope I didn’t out you and the club. Aren’t we all equal here, or just another Blue Korea?

 

[realgrimm]

@Lily a little tight

 

[BadBrad]

like fit hey say they have depression, I say "Yesterday I had big depression too, but doay is new day and I am happy today, no depression in me. You also." in spanish

 

[Lily]

No, I meant for curing sadness.

 

[BadBrad]

oh no they were just there and I was in the ghetto in a community that's 75%+ Hispanic, so being a 6'1 White guys with blue eyes and a big penis is a rarity

 

[Lily]

oh my gawd, I don't even want to know what you're saying @realgrimm you a little bit scawy...in an adorbs kinda way

 

[Lily]

I have mixed feelings about you

 

[BadBrad]

so when people made me feel desired, it felt good to let them suck me off, fuck them on my couch, have them all amazed to see a big pink circumcized penis

 

[realgrimm]

I havent smoked a cuban in years

 

[BadBrad]

when they're all shorter than me, uncircumsized, brown, and I'm like the only white guy on the block and calling myself White Sausage in spanish

 

[realgrimm]

Cohibas FTW

 

[Lily]

What is it that they call you @Bradley?

 

[cw_]

. o O

 

[BadBrad]

Oh and the cocaine is extremely cheap, so I would do like a tenth to a fifth of a gram as one fatass line right as we were getting started.

 

[BadBrad]

Chorizo Blanco, or if they spoke English White Bread (that's my black people name), or if they spoke good English and I liked them they called me Bradley.

 

[realgrimm]

Everythings a little better with some cha cha

 

[BadBrad]

I travel widely amongst different races/peoples so I have a name for each of them that really responds to their culture

 

[BadBrad]

Gay Hispanics: Chorizo Blanco, Straight Hispanics: Braditos (little Brad), Blacks: White Bread, White men: Brad White women: Bradley.

 

[Weeg]

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