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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Weeg]

FEENDS!! War in the middle east is spiraling out of CONTROL!! PREPARE yoor caves for WW3!!!!!!!!!

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

You guys are all invited to hunker down here at the farm, with me and the capybaras

 

[X]

Shuddup weeg you Ediot

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

X, we're gonna pay Alticus to kick your as

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

He's gonna recruit a few dozen geese to help him

 

[Alticus]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

X, we're gonna pay Alticus to kick your ass

 

[Seamajor]

Good morning. Did I mention I’m awesome with a slingshot.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I played a lot with slingshots too when I was a kid

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

There was this railroad and wagons carrying steel slag would drop small spheres

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They made great projectiles

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

As a kid in the Forest we used crab apples as ammo and sticks as sling shots. With a range of 400 yards and the fact they stung like hell it was great fun having crab apple wars as a kid.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Yeah, we used castor beans too

 

[Seamajor]

I shot a kid in the butt once. Fuck, did I get it for that.

 

[X]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© i wood distract Altiwuss with a Swank magazine than proceed to unleash a 27 move C-c-combo

 

[X]

We made slingshots as kids, we used some sort of rubber medical tubing and wood we set up bottles and used marbles busted the top off a few pidgins

 

[X]

Once we discovered we could shoplift them from Canadian tire oh fuck with the wrist brace, oh man

 

[X]

So what’s going on ? I delivered a burger to the 68th floor of a condo now my ears are all fucked up, sound like paper bags

 

[X]

@Garraty_47 shall I unshackle my brilliance today ?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

LOL the rubber tubing was the secret

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Too bad it wouldn't last long

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Many years later someone found out that you needed to use vaseline to keep the rubber from drying and breaking up, but by that time we were already playing with tits, not slingshots

 

[Lily]

too bad kids don't play that way in America and haven't for decades

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Same here in Brazoo. Even kites, which used to be ubiquitous, are now a rarity

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

All kids want these days is a cellphone, computer or videogame

 

[Lily]

Yeah. and it's ruining them.

 

[X]

They have parents like

 

[X]

Duuhhhv teaching guns and how to kill people

 

[Lily]

Making little incel keyboard warriors