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I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.

i mostly liked it for the punchline at the end but what about a hi-res pic of money w/ the yellow dots edited out first?


I didnt have the audio, so I missed the punchline lol.

No, the printer automatically puts yellow dots down, even if its NOT money!
 

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I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.


Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
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Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.
 

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I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.


Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
angelic-smiley-emoticon.gif


Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.


Our bills are made outta a wierd polymer,shit plastic has our bill deteriorating and falling appart due to weather conditions,sure they are great for nose candy and better for washing,but they can rip real easy with one nick in the bill
 

Blazor

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I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.


Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
angelic-smiley-emoticon.gif


Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.


Our bills are made outta a wierd polymer,shit plastic has our bill deteriorating and falling appart due to weather conditions,sure they are great for nose candy and better for washing,but they can rip real easy with one nick in the bill


Damn thats weird.

I know we can print on a kind of paper here, that doesnt rip, and is waterproof. Not plastic though. Its hard to print on though.
 

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I saw that lol.

Also, as a printer, I know that these modern machines, if you try and print money, will also print a yellow dot pattern, that the normal eye cant see.


Surely you’d have to have the right paper and proper plates, not that I know about this stuff or nothing...
angelic-smiley-emoticon.gif


Yup lol.

Digital it is almost impossible, but on an old school press, it could be done lol. Not the newer bills though, but the older ones without the strip.

I've never attempted fake money, never will, but I know a thing or two lol.


i think getting the right paper is a bigger challenge than printing it