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[BadBrad]

Hey beautifuls :)

 

[Murdy]

My Norwegian grandmother came over in 1895 from Norway by boat. She took a train to South Dakota and eventually married the man who owned the farm my grandmother was raised on

 

[Murdy]

Hi Bradley

 

[BadBrad]

Was your grandma a milf?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Unless you got Dr. Brown's DeLorean and some plutonium, why do you care?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Now just watch this millennial not get my reference

 

[BadBrad]

I don't know what that means, I know what plutoniam and a delorean are but that's about it

 

[Murdy]

My grandma on my dad’s side was a milf.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

LOL you've never watched Back to the Future?

 

[Murdy]

oh shit he got it!

 

[Murdy]

Great Scott! I’m shocked

 

[Murdy]

I don’t think I would consider my Nordic grandma a milf

 

[Murdy]

She was very sweet and naive like Betty White.

 

[Murdy]

My Irish grandmother was the milf.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

But she ugly

 

[MANCID RILKO]

we get it

 

[Murdy]

I wouldn’t say she was ugly… she just didn’t have that wow factor

 

[Murdy]

She produced beautiful 5”11” blonde daughters

 

[MANCID RILKO]

People suffered a lot more in the past

 

[BadBrad]

No I don'tw atch movies

 

[BadBrad]

It's okay to be ugly, as long as s you like to get fucked from behind

 

[BadBrad]

can you 9imagine how awful pussy smelled in the past? No showering, no douching, no tampons, just rags for pads, limited soapy water application, no perfume for commoners

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Ugly people need love to, you heartless lizard

 

[BadBrad]

Just stank

 

[BadBrad]

Bro you and I are both ugly people

 

[Murdy]

This is why they got married in spring

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Ugly people need love too, you heartless lizard

 

[Murdy]

Rancid is not ugly.

 

[BadBrad]

that and most people have the most time on their hands in spring cuz all you have to do is plant a field and start waiting

 

[Murdy]

I gage a woman’s beauty on 2 factors… do people comment on it and how does her husband look at her