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[BadBrad]

Rancid is pretty ugly MUrdy lol

 

[BadBrad]

I ask my penis what he thinks and take his opinion

 

[Murdock]

I’ve seen rancid on camera. I think he has a handsome face.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I'm happy Bradley thinks I'm ugly

 

[Murdock]

and a tall, lean, athletic build

 

[BadBrad]

it's the double chin and dirty aescethic quality to your appearance and otherwise slovenly lack of upkeep look

 

[BadBrad]

lean? LOL

 

[BadBrad]

rancid take a picture of your "lean" stomach"

 

[Murdock]

It’s been a decade since I’ve seen him… maybe he put on some weight…

 

[Murdock]

I prefer them thicc

 

[BadBrad]

ya I was a lot skinnier and more attractive when Iw as 20 than I am today.

 

[BadBrad]

Now I'm like a 3-4/10

 

[BadBrad]

Very ugly

 

[Murdock]

I think everyone is.

 

[Murdock]

Teens through mid 20s is when everyone peaks

 

[BadBrad]

I feel like lowkey you're kinda beautiful

 

[BadBrad]

Don't take that too hard, it's not a dick

 

[Murdock]

That’s why we are supposed to find a partner when we are young and beautiful

 

[Murdock]

That way they still love us when we are old and fat and ugly

 

[Murdock]

Thank you @Bradley

 

[Murdock]

I think I’m cute and I’m ok with that.

 

[Murdock]

My daughter says I’m an undercover hottie. I clean up real nice lol

 

[BadBrad]

IDK how to find a hot lady that will love mea ndp ut up with my shit for more than a couple years

 

[BadBrad]

and gay people are unable to make long term commitments, in my experience, without cheating

 

[Murdock]

Gay men are so fickle

 

[BadBrad]

r u guys gonna stare at the sun on Monday afternoon

 

[Murdock]

I had a few gay guys I went dancing with after my divorce

 

[BadBrad]

ya I'm not a dancing gay

 

[Murdock]

They all wanted relationships and had side pieces

 

[Murdock]

women are going to be harder to lock down if you’re bi