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[cw_]

I happen to possess excellent jacking off in the bathroom skills.

 

[Alticus]

You have a penis?

 

[cw_]

No.

 

[Alticus]

jk

 

[BadBrad]

I wanna fall in love again

 

[Murdock]

Take the claw side of a hammer and smash your forehead until that inclination uninstalls its self

 

[cw_]

I was in love with my very first boyfriend.

 

[cw_]

Then I raised 4 kids in a totally loveless marriage.

 

[cw_]

;,(

 

[Alticus]

4 Kids! You're a tougher person than me cw_ lol

 

[BadBrad]

why? :( It'd be nice to have someone I love, that loves me back

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Why Bradley?

 

[BadBrad]

CW your'e a girl?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Why would you base your happiness on something external, like the kind of sexual love of another person?

 

[BadBrad]

not sexual, just companionship

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Why is it that we keep creating these conditions to enjoy life?

 

[cw_]

Yes B, last time I checked...in fact last time I checked I accidentally took a nap.

 

[BadBrad]

I enjoy life I just wish I had someone to sodomize

 

[BadBrad]

Wow, CW are you hot

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

bahahahahaha

 

[BadBrad]

I didn't drink today and decided to reward myself, cuz I kinda had a hard time of it

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

see, you say "not sexual, just companionship" and then 10 seconds later "I just wish I had someone to sodomize"

 

[BadBrad]

so I got Amazon Luna +

 

[BadBrad]

to play pirates of the caribean Lego

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Should I know what's that>

 

[BadBrad]

LOL yeah rancid that comes with it, everyone I'm gonna fall in love with, man, woman or tranny has to let me fuck them in the ass periodically that is one condition

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I thought Luna was a sexy version of Alexa

 

[BadBrad]

a step child, black, ex husband, all that shit don't bother me, but if I can't put it yo azz it's a deal breaker

 

[BadBrad]

who Alexa?

 

[cw_]

an amazon product B