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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Sounds like an average weekend in North Korea.

 

[Alticus]

I was in there for 10 minutes before this window popped up asking for a code or some shit.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yep, North Korean hackers.

 

[Alticus]

I had no business down there anyway. Especially fucking up by using Windows.

 

[Alticus]

Way in over my head. lol

 

[Alticus]

This is an intriguing doc on the subject:

 

[Alticus]

Nothing like those stupid YT horror stories.

 

[Alticus]

Nothing like those stupid YT horror stories about it.

 

[Lily]

Just when I think this place can't be any worse than I think it is...

 

[Alticus]

@Lily What do you mean?

 

[Lily]

Does it matter? @Alticus

 

[Alticus]

To me it does. That's why I asked.

 

[Lily]

Okay. I find a lot of twisted ass shit and I am stunned.

 

[Alticus]

Can you expand on that?

 

[Lily]

I don't see the point.

 

[X]

Yes it turns him on

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

tHEN DO THE sHIMMY sLIDE INSTEAD IF THE tWIST...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

oops

 

[Alticus]

Well, it's just you said that you see a lot of twisted ass shit and are stunned? What is so stunning?

 

[Alticus]

Well, it's just you said that you see a lot of twisted ass shit and are stunned. What is so stunning?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

It means she hasn't seen enough of it. It eventually gets boring, really...

 

[Alticus]

If you want to talk about it Lily just pm me. This is the wrong spot to discuss it for obvious reasons.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Murders, catastrophic accidents; at some point you just realize none of it matters to you because it didn't happen to you...

 

[X]

Discuss that she has morals ??

 

[Lily]

Yeah, fuck me for not enjoying the fact that people watch a lot of twisted ass shit. I should be shot.

 

[Lily]

I mean really...what the fuck is wrong with ME?!

 

[Alticus]

@Lily Nothing that I can see. What is so twisted here?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You're old and everything under the Sun has already been done. Watching history repeat itself in hilariously horrible ways is the way to spend your free time...

 

[Lily]

Who are you talking to @SirSuperSouthern? I am getting old for sure...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Sometimes unexpected fuck-ups, like the time some chink threw himself off a high balcony only to crashland into a woman's baby cart, crushing it. The woman didn't even bother checking on the guy who jumped...