5 Questions Wives Shouldn't Ask Their Husbands:

[Flynn]

In any case, I never heard it, so try again, fatso.

Others did.

Meanwhile you're still here afraid everyone will laugh at your non-teeth. Well, we will and already have.

Well make another one then.

Right after you, toothless wonder.

 

[Adam]

Afraid not, the ball is in your court, trannie boi.

 

[Flynn]

Afraid not, the ball is in your court, trannie boi.

Another refusal to show your teeth. It's par for the course along with your fake pictures.

 

[Adam]

What are you afraid of exactly? Have you not disguised your bulge and five o' clock shadow well enough?

 

[Flynn]

What are you afraid of exactly? Have you not disguised your bulge and five o' clock shadow well enough?

You're the one deeply afraid.

You just will do anything to deflect on how you don't have the best mouth hygiene around these parts.

 

[Lokmar]

Flynnbeciles wife would ask "will you ever stop sukin yur brothers dik?". Thankfully, no bitch is desperate enough to marry him!

 

[Dove]

#1 Do you think I am fat?

#2 Do you think Susie (or Sandy or Sally) is attractive?

#3 Do you think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world, to you?

#4 Did you miss me today?

#5 If I die, will you marry again?

Ahahahaha. I legit never ask the first one. It never crosses my mind but I've always been petite and I take care of myself. If anyone called me fat I would laugh

The second one....me and husband will sit and discuss the hotness or lack of hotness of other people. We CAN be pretty ruthless.

The third....he is the one who says this and I usually roll my eyes.

Fourth... he spends half the week close to his work and he always says he missed us. Not just me. Me and the kids.

5th.....of COURSE if I dropped dead he would marry again. With my blessing. Its UNTIL DEATH. Once death happens he is free to date and marry who he wishes. As long as the new one isnt a child abusing psycho.

 

[deport_liberals]

6. Michael, is it true???

 

[Adam]

You're the one deeply afraid.

Of what? Your throbbing bulge and getting cornered by you dressed as Britney Spears down a dark back alley?

Correct I would be afraid, what straight bloke wouldn't be...