Gimme questions...

Then you missed him saying iM his favourite poster. Feeling smug :)

Don't let him fool you; he didn't "miss" anything.
In fact he's probably watched it at least 3 times so far.

He can't admit it though because in his wee soggy pretzel of a brain that somehow equates to me 'winning'. Winning what or even how is anybody's guess. I sure as hell don't understand it. Then again I'm not a perma-baked imbecile with self-esteem issues so it'd be surprising if I *did* understand.

Just smile and nod or roll your eyes, whichever seems appropriate, and let him do his thing. You don't have to encourage him; he winds himself up just fine; but the polite thing to do when someone of his ...abilities... acts out is to avoid hurting their feelings. All that external gruffness and bluster is hiding a delicate and fragile little boy, after all.
 
You lie. It’s a habit, due to your insecurities

Why would a 6 foot tall bloke lie about owning a vehicle that he couldn't comfortably fit in and drive? And why does some crusty old geezer with mental issues insist the guy did?

Does Kevorkian have a son? Get yours to call his....
 
Don't let him fool you; he didn't "miss" anything.
In fact he's probably watched it at least 3 times so far.

He can't admit it though because in his wee soggy pretzel of a brain that somehow equates to me 'winning'. Winning what or even how is anybody's guess. I sure as hell don't understand it. Then again I'm not a perma-baked imbecile with self-esteem issues so it'd be surprising if I *did* understand.

Just smile and nod or roll your eyes, whichever seems appropriate, and let him do his thing. You don't have to encourage him; he winds himself up just fine; but the polite thing to do when someone of his ...abilities... acts out is to avoid hurting their feelings. All that external gruffness and bluster is hiding a delicate and fragile little boy, after all.
I almost feel bad. Almost
 
Then you missed him saying iM his favourite poster. Feeling smug :)
I’m not doubting you had the 7 hrs to get to that part, I was on a date and did not .
It’s the way he sorta sputters, like he’s loading or something BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Don't let him fool you; he didn't "miss" anything.
In fact he's probably watched it at least 3 times so far.

He can't admit it though because in his wee soggy pretzel of a brain that somehow equates to me 'winning'. Winning what or even how is anybody's guess. I sure as hell don't understand it. Then again I'm not a perma-baked imbecile with self-esteem issues so it'd be surprising if I *did* understand.

Just smile and nod or roll your eyes, whichever seems appropriate, and let him do his thing. You don't have to encourage him; he winds himself up just fine; but the polite thing to do when someone of his ...abilities... acts out is to avoid hurting their feelings. All that external gruffness and bluster is hiding a delicate and fragile little boy, after all.
I did not get past your first vocal pit stop where you sorta just kinda froze and I had to shake my phone thinking it froze …
 
I’m not doubting you had the 7 hrs to get to that part, I was on a date and did not .
It’s the way he sorta sputters, like he’s loading or something BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I took breaks. Look, I.m tenacious and have stamina, you should really learn from me