Gimme questions...

Then you missed him saying iM his favourite poster. Feeling smug :)

Don't let him fool you; he didn't "miss" anything.
In fact he's probably watched it at least 3 times so far.

He can't admit it though because in his wee soggy pretzel of a brain that somehow equates to me 'winning'. Winning what or even how is anybody's guess. I sure as hell don't understand it. Then again I'm not a perma-baked imbecile with self-esteem issues so it'd be surprising if I *did* understand.

Just smile and nod or roll your eyes, whichever seems appropriate, and let him do his thing. You don't have to encourage him; he winds himself up just fine; but the polite thing to do when someone of his ...abilities... acts out is to avoid hurting their feelings. All that external gruffness and bluster is hiding a delicate and fragile little boy, after all.
 
You lie. It’s a habit, due to your insecurities

Why would a 6 foot tall bloke lie about owning a vehicle that he couldn't comfortably fit in and drive? And why does some crusty old geezer with mental issues insist the guy did?

Does Kevorkian have a son? Get yours to call his....
 
Don't let him fool you; he didn't "miss" anything.
In fact he's probably watched it at least 3 times so far.

He can't admit it though because in his wee soggy pretzel of a brain that somehow equates to me 'winning'. Winning what or even how is anybody's guess. I sure as hell don't understand it. Then again I'm not a perma-baked imbecile with self-esteem issues so it'd be surprising if I *did* understand.

Just smile and nod or roll your eyes, whichever seems appropriate, and let him do his thing. You don't have to encourage him; he winds himself up just fine; but the polite thing to do when someone of his ...abilities... acts out is to avoid hurting their feelings. All that external gruffness and bluster is hiding a delicate and fragile little boy, after all.
I almost feel bad. Almost
 
Then you missed him saying iM his favourite poster. Feeling smug :)
I’m not doubting you had the 7 hrs to get to that part, I was on a date and did not .
It’s the way he sorta sputters, like he’s loading or something BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Don't let him fool you; he didn't "miss" anything.
In fact he's probably watched it at least 3 times so far.

He can't admit it though because in his wee soggy pretzel of a brain that somehow equates to me 'winning'. Winning what or even how is anybody's guess. I sure as hell don't understand it. Then again I'm not a perma-baked imbecile with self-esteem issues so it'd be surprising if I *did* understand.

Just smile and nod or roll your eyes, whichever seems appropriate, and let him do his thing. You don't have to encourage him; he winds himself up just fine; but the polite thing to do when someone of his ...abilities... acts out is to avoid hurting their feelings. All that external gruffness and bluster is hiding a delicate and fragile little boy, after all.
I did not get past your first vocal pit stop where you sorta just kinda froze and I had to shake my phone thinking it froze …
 
I’m not doubting you had the 7 hrs to get to that part, I was on a date and did not .
It’s the way he sorta sputters, like he’s loading or something BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I took breaks. Look, I.m tenacious and have stamina, you should really learn from me
 
I’m not doubting you had the 7 hrs to get to that part, I was on a date and did not .

The entire video lasted less than 11 minutes you fumbling fountain of fail.

Now it's your turn to shuffle through the (small) handful of rote responses you always give and vomit one out in my direction. Stoopidity incoming at 3.. 2.. 1..
 
The entire video lasted less than 11 minutes you fumbling fountain of fail.

Now it's your turn to shuffle through the (small) handful of rote responses you always give and vomit one out in my direction. Stoopidity incoming at 3.. 2.. 1..
Well you made it take 47 hrs !!!!!