A line (or lines) from an old tv commercial

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My Bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why I'll say,
Cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!
 

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"Beep Beep its a Jarvis Jeep"

This was a ubiquitus tv spot on local TV when I was a very young boy, it was sort of a catch phrase among the kids....

Years later I've got this nice older guy at my desk buying a couple cars for his grandkids, I start getting all his personal id stuff for titling etc and when I look at his Driver's License and see his last name "Jarvis" I repeated the old catch phrase "Beep beep its a Jarvis Jeep" to him, and he smiled big and said yup that was me. My own minor brush with local 'stardom' and the creator of the catch phrase ad line.
 

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