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If you like pooping everyday, dont catch the Chinese Aids.
You are either puking liquid acid out of your asshole 8 times a day.... or constipated for several days.
Nothing natural at all.
Girls don't poop, what are you on about?!
Well I'm not a girl.. I'm grown, so I dont pretend that I dont shit. :)
I give a very considerate warning lol.
Discretion is appreciated by most fellas, there's nothing more off-putting than a female leaving the toilet like an explosion at a sewage plant Lulz.
The only time I ever shit in front of people it was during my first child birth and I didnt even know until I asked the nurse the next day. She was like "yeah a bit. It wasnt bad at all though"
I guess they are so used to that, they just smack the poo out of the way and move along lol.
Yeah shitting during child birth is very common and defo gets a pass ha.
Like a semi driving over a garden hose!
Sometimes they stick their finger up your ass afterwards. I THINK it's to make sure you still have one.