Admit it, DiLF

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I gave DiLF the benefit of the doubt earlier by calling him Dude i'd Like to Fuck. Turns out I was a bit off.

As you all know, MiLF is Mom i'd Like to Fuck. That makes DiLF a Dad. He's always around, so he's obviously as bad a father as most niggers. He may have more than one kid. He probably doesn't remember their name(s) like Antonio Cramartie, who had 9 kids to 3 different mommas.

Fess up, Dad i Loathed Fucking, and do it now, Loser...





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- Father's Day must be an unpleasant burden, GiMP.
 
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Because GiMP is in fact your new name?




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- Glad you're shitting your pants after this inconvenience got reviled.
 

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You into CP! Your avatar again! Sick freak! GTFO!!!

You are the GiMP!!!

here is aLIVE GORE!!!

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Just look at GiMP everyone, he just melted down. Even finally posting a picture of himself. What a great example of what I can do as easily as I've always claimed - that fuckin' fast on a good morning.

GiMP fell apart using unnecessary CAPS, capped off by exclamation marks. What a simpleton, what a GiMP...




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- It's great to see GiMP about to get back into his cage.
 

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Just look at GiMP everyone, he just melted down. Even finally posting a picture of himself. What a great example of what I can do as easily as I've always claimed - that fuckin' fast on a good morning.

GiMP fell apart using unnecessary CAPS, capped off by exclamation marks. What a simpleton, what a GiMP...




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- It's great to see GiMP about to get back into his cage.

You lack STAR POWER you filthy animal!

I know that you envy me. LOL!!!

See, for example the “Members sighting thread”. 300 PAGES!!! The most active thread evaaaarrrr!!! From who?? World champion and internet legend UncleDiLF®!

I am even on Wikipedia! I PARA CRUSHED a War veteran on LIFELEAK!!!

What the fuck has you accomplished, beside sniffing Shampaigns small cock?? What===??

You are a whioreson ! Uber driving scum!! Bahahah!!!
 
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Did you take your Ritalin this morning, GiMP? That may have been your longest, most anxious post you've ever submitted, and I know why. Now settle the fuck down, and listen to helpful music that your kids think makes you look older than you are. You really are playing your broken record over and over again, but with more excited exclamation marks and fake laughter, like Vizzini infamously did in Princess Pride:


"Bahahah!!!"
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Did you take your Ritalin this morning, GiMP? That may have been your longest, most anxious post you've ever submitted, and I know why. Now settle the fuck down, and listen to helpful music that your kids think makes you look older than you are. You really are playing your broken record over and over again, but with more excited exclamation marks and fake laughter, like Vizzini infamously did in Princess Pride:


"Bahahah!!!"
Vezzini.jpg






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- Dom.
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Look everyone, GiMP posted an animated picture that nicely sums up his jimmies I've obviously rustled...




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- Adderall much?
 
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Are you mad that I didn’t read your post?

No GiMP, I know you didn't. One of the sentences was longer than four words, and I know you didn't take your medicine this morning. Uncontrollably twitching, flapping your knees together, rubbing your unshaven face - all at the same time - no fucking way you can read an entire short post...




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- Keep refusing to take your meds, it's as entertaining as watching a headless chicken running nowhere - fast.
 

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Are you mad that I didn’t read your post?

No GiMP, I know you didn't. One of the sentences was longer than four words, and I know you didn't take your medicine this morning. Uncontrollably twitching, flapping your knees together, rubbing your unshaven face - all at the same time - no fucking way you can read an entire short post...




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- Keep refusing to take your meds, it's as entertaining as watching a headless chicken running nowhere - fast.
Sorry bruv. But dont hate me not reading this also. Too long. Lol
 
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Take more deep breaths, GiMP. You going against the doctor's advice by dumping so much sugar in your coffee is a HUGE no-no for your anxious hyperactive ass, with a splash of autism. Anyway, I hope your kids didn't inherit that shit...




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okay, okay.. Maxis.. I'm sorry for posting a pic of your whore mother. THERE... Don't say that I don't apologize for anything... :)
 

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okay, okay.. Maxis.. I'm sorry for posting a pic of your whore mother. THERE... Don't say that I don't apologize for anything... :)
Shouldn't you go "photoshop" something? Then at least you do not write idiotic messages? And we can have a laugh because of how chiish it looks.

So: Go! And entertain me!