All Hallow's Eve

Yes "here", as in 'you', as in the other people in this general vicinity.

Keep up this tail-chasing and I'm gonna put a razor in your rice crispy treat dammit.

Apparently we speak a different language.

I think telling spooky stories, reading Poe, sharing harmless pranks could be fun on Halloween though.
 
I was thinking that maybe I could recite some Robert Service poetry actually, if no one objects. I know it's not really seasonally pertinent, but I always thought Dangerous Dan McGrew was supernatural when my grandfather recited it in a darkened room, with only the peat burning firelight to protect us.

Wid I be allowed to do dat?