All your grievance are belong to us

[Lily]

@Jack you're crap at handjobs (did u not squeeze from the base ?)., please see admin for assistance with prowlers happiness

Admin doesn't talk to men about squeezing his cock. Jack does.

Check yourself, Freddie.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I like when someone with a nice car will give someone who seems interested in their car a ride. I do that pretty regularly.

Just like I like going for rides in other people's cool cars/trucks....

Did your dick get hard when you saw @Jack looking like a fatter Danny Devito?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

It honestly was not me.

And, no, I did not enjoy the handjob Jack gave me when we got back to the parking lot.

Did he ask for $20?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Did he ask for $20?

$24.75

 

[Admin.]

My streaming service is in a snit with The conglomerate that owns ABC, so not only am I missing Jeopardy, I couldn’t watch the Blazers last night. Sadfaceemoji

 

[Jack]

Admin doesn't talk to men about squeezing his cock. Jack does.

Check yourself, Freddie.

[sarcasm] Last time i'll ever quote Masters & Johnson to try to help out[/sarcasm]

 

[Jack]

paper cuts

 

[Lily]

My streaming service is in a snit with The conglomerate that owns ABC, so not only am I missing Jeopardy, I couldn’t watch the Blazers last night. Sadfaceemoji

We dumped our streaming service and picked up another for that very reason.

Fuck these assholes...

 

[Lily]

[sarcasm] Last time i'll ever quote Masters & Johnson to try to help out[/sarcasm]

Jack that was months ago. Are you seriously taking umbrage now? As I recall, you weren't exactly kind yourself for several months back then.

 

[THROB]

Enjoy & good luck. Don't end up as road splatter to hapless fuckwits who drive & text or text & talk & drive & doom scroll tiktoks.

Riding bike is like playing Frogger these days.

I'd rather do it alone in a painted desert than amongst humanity on freeways.

I havent had a drivers license in 6 years.
Gotta take the bus, cheaper too

 

[Fredricka]

Jack that was months ago. Are you seriously taking umbrage now? As I recall, you weren't exactly kind yourself for several months back then.

How are you taking offence at this? He literally said he was being sarcastic and it clearly wasn't a serious post. Why are you such a humourless stuck up cow?

 

[Lily]

How are you taking offence at this? He literally said he was being sarcastic and it clearly wasn't a serious post. Why are you such a humourless stuck up cow?

What's it to you, nosy bitch?

 

[Fredricka]

What's it to you, nosy bitch?

Which part has your knickers in a knot?

 

[Admin.]

I’m deeply saddened that The diet drug doyen won’t be sharing details of her next rhinoplasty operation

 

[Lily]

Which part has your knickers in a knot?

Stop nagging

 

[Fredricka]

Stop nagging

ANSWERR THE QUESTION, SHREW

 

[Lily]

ANSWERR THE QUESTION, SHREW

Make me.

 

[Fredricka]

Make me.

Make me stop nagging

 

[Lily]

Make me stop nagging

That will take an act of God.

 

[Jack]

Jack that was months ago. Are you seriously taking umbrage now? As I recall, you weren't exactly kind yourself for several months back then.

you missed the sarcasm quotes I guess?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

That will take an act of God.

The universe will shudder.

 

[ESAD TIA]

There is no God. Have a day off you jokers.

 

[Jack]

The universe will shudder.

Atlas Shrugged...

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Atlas Shrugged...

While sitting by the fountainhead.

 

[Jack]

While sitting by the fountainhead.

For The New Intellectual.

 

[Fredricka]

Atlas Shrugged...

Is this some yankie joke? Or nerd joke? I don't get it

 

[Jack]

Is this some yankie joke? Or nerd joke? I don't get it

Its a book title. so are the next three posts, all by the same author.

 

[Fredricka]

Its a book title. so are the next three posts, all by the same author.

Nerd joke then, got it. Thanks

 

[Admin.]

Its a book title. so are the next three posts, all by the same author.

Maybe those fairy tales never made it across the pond

 

[Jack]

Maybe those fairy tales never made it across the pond

Fairy tales?