Alticus AKA BF

[Adam Hitler]

You can thank Princess Poker and her indisputably feminine sense of humor for that.

The Flynn: disproving rumors of being a dude since _<date yet to be determined>_.

Yeah, Flynn's uncle/father must be one massive perv.

I hope the chick in the pics gets her payback one day...

 

[Jack]

Yeah, Flynn's uncle/father must be one massive perv.

I hope the chick in the pics gets her payback one day...

All of us at BF wish the same for you, faggot crossdressing bottom.

 

[Adam Hitler]

All of us at BF wish the same for you, faggot crossdressing bottom.

Who are you again?

 

[Jack]

Who are you again?

Your daddy.

 

[Garraty_47]

Oh really? You can literally "smell" over the internet?

Pedantry thy name is "Flynn".
...and everyone knows being pedantic is a common trait of the fairer sex.
Don't they? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

You can barely walk fuckstick, what makes you think you're a good judge of anything?

You might want to lose that cast before you try to claim anyone else has trouble walking.

That's presuming you actually have a cast to take into account.
Did you forget about that already?

Tsk. Sloppy.

Go have another cancer stick, and shit the fuck up, Mr. Wilson.

I'd ask how exactly one might "shit the fuck up" but I'm sure the answer would be gross or evasive and I'm not interested in hearing either of those versions.

Yeah, and I can hear the straight up bitch in your voice. Don't like it? You don't have to read me

Are you truly so gobsmacked you imagine I'd need your permission to ignore you? Rest assured I'm aware of that option... just ask DoOf or Lily.

*snicker*

You act like someone is forcing you to read Meltdown.

With an imagination like that you should be writing scifi novels, not squeezing half-assed "songs" out of an AI generator.

No seriously.
You could be the next George R.R. Martin (minus the talent and success).

I have some time today to stomp on that hypocritical oblong shaped head of yours. So whine to me more, you old senile fuck.

I dare anyone to read the above in a female voice and not laugh out loud.

For someone who enjoys telling people how bad they are at this stuff you sure are complete shite at this stuff.

lulz

 

[Lily]

Still butthurt, for shame.

 

[Garraty_47]

Oh, and Garraty...how soon you forget. I guess with you losing your mind, you forgot about about me and you talking about who I am. You put down the gauntlet some years back, and had wanted me to answer whether or not I had a, "slime trail," and this was my response:

[You are not allowed to view this link Alticus/Please contact the administrator of this account]

Next time, try no acting like an old fucker that forgets EVERYTHING.

Here's the thing, pal:

I never have and still don't care if you're a dude or not.
I literally give zero fucks about it.

I only think it's funny that you persist in the lie when it's so obvious that it's just a horrifically amateurish act.

Well... alternately funny and cringe.

Occasionally both.

 

[Flynn]

Pedantry thy name is "Flynn".
...and everyone knows being pedantic is a common trait of the fairer sex.
Don't they? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

And stupid is your name. With your voice sounding like cracked leaves being walked over, I say have a few more cancer sticks, it's not like you sound ridiculous already.

Using big words isn't going to make you younger, smarter, or funny. You'll just confuse most the morons around here.

You might want to lose that cast before you try to claim anyone else has trouble walking.

Cast is already off, ancient one. But thanks for asking. Have you changed up your hairstyle? Or do you still look like a fat page boy, who has seen better days?

You just worry about yourself, don't worry about the non-smokers, you have more to lose in the coming years, weeks, days, minutes,, and seconds.

That's presuming you actually have a cast to take into account.
Did you forget about that already?

Tsk. Sloppy.

More baseless assumptions on your part again. What else is new? Nothing. You're still the shrill, and stilted senior that still thinks flaming belongs on the early 2000's, yet you visit Meltdown, and participate in what you believe to be outdated.

Hypocrite.

I'd ask how exactly one might "shit the fuck up" but I'm sure the answer would be gross or evasive and I'm not interested in hearing either of those versions.

You must be really irked to concentrate only on a typo. Nothing to comeback with?

Typical.

Are you truly so gobsmacked you imagine I'd need your permission to ignore you? Rest assured I'm aware of that option... just ask DoOf or Lily.

*snicker*

I don't ned to ask anyone. Just watching you post is evidence enough to know you're just spamming, like you normally do. You can say, or play it to your liking all you want, but at the end of the day, you're just a Dillard who got his feelings hurt over an avatar. I mean that right there shows how trivial you are. You, like most of the birdbrains out here can dish it, but can't take it. You've shown this many times.

With an imagination like that you should be writing scifi novels, not squeezing half-assed "songs" out of an AI generator.

As soon as you can present any evidence in regard to this, then you can be my guidance counselor. After all, anyone (you) who thinks that posting fractals is the cats meow is sorely out of touch with reality. Contrary to your personal belief, posting fractals is not a sign of intelligence, quite the opposite actually.

No seriously.
You could be the next George R.R. Martin (minus the talent and success).

And youcould be the next Archie Bunker, minus the occasionally funny remarks.

You're just a sad lonely man. You've been out here all day for the last 3 days. For someone who ran crying out of here, you must really be bored at TBC to show your face after making it a point to let everyone know that would never again post here.

I dare anyone to read the above in a female voice and not laugh out loud.

For someone who enjoys telling people how bad they are at this stuff you sure are complete shite at this stuff.

lulz

Says the guy that thinks his Vocaroos are anything but cringe. It takes you two whole weeks to finish a sentence, and it's clearly obvious listening to YOU talk that you've had a stroke in the past with all your pregnant pauses.

Talk about "lulz."

 

[Flynn]

Here's the thing, pal:

I never have and still don't care if you're a dude or not.
I literally give zero fucks about it.

I only think it's funny that you persist in the lie when it's so obvious that it's just a horrifically amateurish act.

Well... alternately funny and cringe.

Occasionally both.

No....no....you tried that before when you were proven wrong. Nice try. You forget we go through this once every three years. When you are obviously proven wrong, then it's,

"You don't give a fuck."

Been there done that. Fact of the matter is you're going to say the same shit 2 years from now, and we're going to do this again like clockwork. Maybe you can set the date and time to remind yourself not to look like such a clown.

As far as amateurish goes, maybe that's because I'm not hiding anything.

Ouch! Didn't think of that did you?

 

[Flynn]

Yeah, Flynn's uncle/father must be one massive perv.

I hope the chick in the pics gets her payback one day...

I'm only laughing because you pm'd this alleged dad/uncle more than 10 times asking for my phone number.

This is kinda the "God/Goddess" thing where you were owned...again.

Here's what you say after I refuse to give you my phone number:

 

[Alticus]

I'm only laughing because you pm'd this alleged dad/uncle more than 10 times asking for my phone number.

This kinda the "God/Goddess" thing where you were owned...again.

Proof?

 

[Alticus]

@Flynn Looks like I struck a nerve. lol

 

[Garraty_47]

Using big words isn't going to make you younger, smarter, or funny. You'll just confuse most the morons around here.

I use "big" words because I know "big" words.
They aren't meant to make me sound like anything except a guy who has a larger than average vocabulary. Strike that- they aren't even MEANT to do that... it's a natural byproduct of having an expansive selection of words to choose from.

You'd probably know that if your stable of wurdz had more than a few vulgar nags in residence.

More baseless assumptions on your part again. What else is new? Nothing. You're still the shrill, and stilted senior that still thinks flaming belongs on the early 2000's, yet you visit Meltdown, and participate in what you believe to be outdated.

And where, prey tell, have I stated that what I'm doing is "flaming"?
Or that I was even interested in doing so?

Take your time. I'll wait.

Hypocrite.

Liar.

You must be really irked to concentrate only on a typo.

Oh come on.
It was funny and you know it. If I had made that same mistake you would have jumped on it with both feet. You would have jumped more crudely and with a great deal more feigned enthusiasm, but you would have jumped all the same.

If you can't laugh at yourself you don't actually have a sense of humor; you're just malicious.

You can say, or play it to your liking all you want, but at the end of the day, you're just a Dillard who got his feelings hurt over an avatar.

Keep telling yourself that, pal.
I really don't mind. Honest.
Anyone worth mentioning already knows the truth and the rest don't matter in the least.

Contrary to your personal belief, posting fractals is not a sign of intelligence, quite the opposite actually.

Poasting fractals is a sign of having fractals to poast.
That's it. That's all.
Only in your fevered imagination are there ulterior motives.

Says the guy that thinks his Vocaroos are anything but cringe. It takes you two whole weeks to finish a sentence, and it's clearly obvious listening to YOU talk that you've had a stroke in the past with all your pregnant pauses.

Heh.
Has XyPoo been coaching you on how to "insult" me for my Vocaroos?

He probably should have mentioned that it doesn't work but hey... if he was bright enough to do that he could come up with better digs in the first place and you wouldn't look so stupid for repeating the same fails he's been using. Granted the "stroke" thing is new but it's so lame that you should have just stuck to the original script. Stupid as it is it's still way better than that slop.

LuLz

 

[Garraty_47]

No....no....you tried that before when you were proven wrong. Nice try. You forget we go through this once every three years. When you are obviously proven wrong, then it's,

"You don't give a fuck."

Been there done that. Fact of the matter is you're going to say the same shit 2 years from now, and we're going to do this again like clockwork. Maybe you can set the date and time to remind yourself not to look like such a clown.

As far as amateurish goes, maybe that's because I'm not hiding anything.

Ouch! Didn't think of that did you?

Did I think I'd have to remind you I don't care that you're a dude every 2 or 3 years?

No. I don't think about that at all.
That comes with the "don't give any fucks" package deal which obviously includes not caring whether or not I'll have to remind you again in 2027 or 2028. I don't mind; it's not like this costs me anything but the time it takes to type out a response.

 

[Jack]

Proof?

He has none. Waste of time.

Ever play "Go" @Alticus?

 

[Alticus]

He has none. Waste of time.

Going around making baseless accusations. lol

 

[Flynn]

I use "big" words because I know "big" words.
They aren't meant to make me sound like anything except a guy who has a larger than average vocabulary. Strike that- they aren't even MEANT to do that... it's a natural byproduct of having an expansive selection of words to choose from.

That's like saying you need to prove how smart you are to an ant hill.

*Golf Clap*

Acting smart is waaay different from being smart. Something you've always tried slamming down the throats of the less fortunate. You post like you're constipated, and no amount of fiber will be able to change that.

Maybe you could go out and actually see the sky for once.

You'd probably know that if your stable of wurdz had more than a few vulgar nags in residence.



And where, prey tell, have I stated that what I'm doing is "flaming"?
Or that I was even interested in doing so?

Take your time. I'll wait.

You're here in Meltdown. If that were not true, you'd be elsewhere. For someone sooo highly intelligent, common sense seems to really elude you. Maybe if I start using flash cards, you'd fully understand what was being said?

Yo won't have to wait for long.

Liar.

Oh wow! Such a blistering comeback! Next you'll threaten me with fractals.

Oh come on.
It was funny and you know it. If I had made that same mistake you would have jumped on it with both feet. You would have jumped more crudely and with a great deal more feigned enthusiasm, but you would have jumped all the same.

If it was "funny" I'd give you props like I do when there IS something funny. Unfortunately, you can't talk or sing your way to funny,, which only leaves your brain, and I've seen how you "use" your brain...whining, complaining, forgetting.. etc..

Had you feigned enthusiasm, I would have thought you were on some new prescribed meds.

If you can't laugh at yourself you don't actually have a sense of humor; you're just malicious.

Says the relic that bitches and moans that his leg hurts when it rains. I am malicious, when did I ever deny that? At least I know what I am. I'm not fooling myself like you do on a daily basis.

I like how all of a sudden you're the moral compass of the forums. Get the fuck out of here with that fucking redundant nonsense.

Keep telling yourself that, pal.
I really don't mind. Honest.
Anyone worth mentioning already knows the truth and the rest don't matter in the least.

I could give one Garraty smoke filled voice. You think my life depends on what people think of me on some obscure forum in some dark corner of the web. No, buddy that's you. While we're at it, you're no fucking better than me. You participate out here just like the rest of us, and you're such a weak little bitch that you think a challenge is picking on Caskur, who incidentally is younger than you by a decade.

No, Garraty, you're just a coward, and has always been one, even under your ridiculous Vitriol handle.

Poasting fractals is a sign of having fractals to poast.
That's it. That's all.
Only in your fevered imagination are there ulterior motives.

Nice try.

You make it a point to show everyone yor mental prowess by posting up someone else's fractals and claim them as yours. Like everyone didn't know this. Flaming is "Okay" in your book, until you become the target, the it's outdated all of a sudden. This also coming from the hypocritical seat warmer, that produced a whole video segment just to flame Caskur, but yet, you don't participate in "flaming." More bullshit from the fractal posting, grumpy senior citizen. Tell me again how flaming is beneath you.

Heh.
Has XyPoo been coaching you on how to "insult" me for my Vocaroos?

I've been saying this since the first time I heard your rusty ass voice. You have no business posting Vocaroos if you're going to sound like a stroke victim, with dementia. You're also as bad as Blandscape in that regard. Your only saving grace is that Blandcape is alot more retarded that you.

He probably should have mentioned that it doesn't work but hey... if he was bright enough to do that he could come up with better digs in the first place and you wouldn't look so stupid for repeating the same fails he's been using. Granted the "stroke" thing is new but it's so lame that you should have just stuck to the original script. Stupid as it is it's still way better than that slop.

LuLz

We're no talking about X, who obviously deeply wounded you by stating you sound like absolute shit when you speak. Try to keep on topic here, though I understand if you need to veer off topic so that the truth doesn't hurt you too bad, tithe point where you run off crying again, and state that you're never coming back here again....and here you are.

You can't even keep true to your own words. Or did you forget what you said?

 

[Flynn]

Did I think I'd have to remind you I don't care that you're a dude every 2 or 3 years?

If that's that's how you need to word it to sleep better at night in your hospital grade bed then so be it. But remember, we will have this conversation again in 2027, and like clockwork you'll forget and I'll have to remind you again.

And each time I prove you fucking wrong, because it's easy.

No. I don't think about that at all.
That comes with the "don't give any fucks" package deal which obviously includes not caring whether or not I'll have to remind you again in 2027 or 2028. I don't mind; it's not like this costs me anything but the time it takes to type out a response.

Sure you don't give a fuck, which is why you think your mountain of slop is going to bury me, because you don't give a fuck. Just look at your previous replies Captain Oblivious, you obviously DO GIVE A FUCK.

 

[Garraty_47]

Acting smart is waaay different from being smart. Something you've always tried slamming down the throats of the less fortunate. You post like you're constipated, and no amount of fiber will be able to change that.

If you see constipation in my responses I suggest you consider the possibility that it's because you have shit for brains.

Just sayin'.

You're here in Meltdown. If that were not true, you'd be elsewhere. For someone sooo highly intelligent, common sense seems to really elude you. Maybe if I start using flash cards, you'd fully understand what was being said?

I've explained why I prefer a sub like Meltdown on more than one occasion and am not inclined to repeat myself solely for the benefit of someone who has shown themselves to be immune to clues, no matter how forcefully applied.

Remain ignorant, pal. It suits your persona.

Says the relic that bitches and moans that his leg hurts when it rains.

Did I? Really?
Then you won't have any trouble producing that, right?

Since I'm already waiting for the evidence that I consider this stuff "flaming" I don't mind adding that alleged complaint to the list of things you will eventually provide proof of, although at this rate maybe I should set up an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of them all.

In your own time, pal.

I like how all of a sudden you're the moral compass of the forums.

According to whom?
Certainly not me.

My compass guides me and me alone... the rest of you bipedal apes will have to figure it out for yourselves, same as it ever was.

You think my life depends on what people think of me on some obscure forum in some dark corner of the web.

Your life? No.
Your ego? Weellll... that might be a different story.

While we're at it, you're no fucking better than me.

Did you also hallucinate me saying I was?
I'm starting to think you don't so much have a vivid imagination as you're simply fucking crazy.

You participate out here just like the rest of us, and you're such a weak little bitch that you think a challenge is picking on Caskur, who incidentally is younger than you by a decade.

I haven't "picked on" Caskur.
Nothing I've poasted here is something she hasn't seen from me before, and probably more than once. For what it's worth despite all her faults and shortcomings she's way more interesting and fun than you.

It's not even close.

You make it a point to show everyone yor mental prowess by posting up someone else's fractals and claim them as yours.

More bollocks you'll never poast the non-existent proof of, eh?

Yeah. I'm definitely gonna need a spreadsheet.

I've been saying this since the first time I heard your rusty ass voice. You have no business posting Vocaroos if you're going to sound like a stroke victim, with dementia. You're also as bad as Blandscape in that regard. Your only saving grace is that Blandcape is alot more retarded that you.

<yawns, glances at the clock>

Uh huh. Really. Dang. How 'bout that.

<yawns again>

You can't even keep true to your own words. Or did you forget what you said?

By all means, poast my own words back to me at least once for fuck's sake.

If nothing else it would be a nice change of pace from your usual spew.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Does everyday have to be a soap opera around here?

 

[Lily]

Does everyday have to be a soap opera around here?

Personally, I'm vexed because I'm not sure which one I'd like to see lose more. For me, it's like watching the Chiefs play the Broncos.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Personally, I'm vexed because I'm not sure which one I'd like to see lose more. For me, it's like watching the Chiefs play the Broncos.

Or the Packers and the Cowboys.

 

[Lily]

Or the Packers and the Cowboys.

My team is in the AFC West...so maybe, I'm not as familiar with that rivalry.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

My team is in the AFC West...so maybe, I'm not as familiar with that rivalry.

I just don't want to see them win. They both can go jump off a cliff for all I care.

 

[Garraty_47]

Personally, I'm vexed because I'm not sure which one I'd like to see lose more. For me, it's like watching the Chiefs play the Broncos.

Hate me the most, please.
Your enmity amuses me.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Hate me the most, please.
Your enmity amuses me.

I don't want anyone to hate me.



I just want them all to fear me.

 

[Garraty_47]

I don't want anyone to hate me.



I just want them all to fear me.

...

Oh, I get it- April Fool!

Heh heh. Good one.

 

[The Prowler]

I don't want anyone to hate me.



I just want them all to fear me.

I am afraid......
























Afraid I do not remember you.

 

[Lily]

Hate me the most, please.
Your enmity amuses me.

I don't hate you, whatsoever. You really don't get it, but that's okay. Most people don't. Only a few understand.

 

[Flynn]

If you see constipation in my responses I suggest you consider the possibility that it's because you have shit for brains.

Just sayin'.

Your shit posts have always been constipated, and no amount of stool softener is going to change that. If I have shit for brains, it because of reading your highly redundant posts that you've been passing off as intelligent banter all these years.

Then again, what do I expect from someone who looks like the love child between Bowser and Friar Tuck.

I've explained why I prefer a sub like Meltdown on more than one occasion and am not inclined to repeat myself solely for the benefit of someone who has shown themselves to be immune to clues, no matter how forcefully applied.

Remain ignorant, pal. It suits your persona.

You mean you refuse to answer why you complain about "flaming," yet participate in it? I can see how you would present such an obvious deflection, because it would prove that you are indeed a hypocritical pile of steaming shit.

Ignorant? I'm not the one who says one thing, and does another, now am I?

Tell me again how you don't give a fuck.

Did I? Really?
Then you won't have any trouble producing that, right?

Since I'm already waiting for the evidence that I consider this stuff "flaming" I don't mind adding that alleged complaint to the list of things you will eventually provide proof of, although at this rate maybe I should set up an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of them all.

In your own time, pal.

I guess I could just give a Garraty answer and just dance around the question with denials, deflections, and beating around the bush. I mean X already nailed you about running out of here vowing never to return, but here you are. Yeah, keep telling yourself that you didn't contradict yourself by stepping foot in here again, and of all places, Meltdown, a place that's beneath you.

Keep telling yourself that. Maybe if you you think real hard, a pink unicorn may also pop out of your anus and give you a new voice, one that's not riddled with throat polyps.

According to whom?
Certainly not me.

Like you fucking matter. The whole time when you were in self exile from here, no one even brought you up, you're not that important that anyone would go outcof their way to actually prove anything to you. You'd just forget about it anyway, as it's obvious your frontal lobes are damaged by all that nicotine, and shit coffee you drink on a daily basis.

My compass guides me and me alone... the rest of you bipedal apes will have to figure it out for yourselves, same as it ever was.

Your "compass" is soo deep up your ass, you don't even know which way is South, unless you're using that ancient sun dial you learned about from Fred Flintstone.

Basically, you'd like to think you're above all of this,, but you're not, and that's what makes you one of the biggest pussy hypocrites out here.

Your life? No.
Your ego? Weellll... that might be a different story.

Look whose talking? That has always been your problem. Your ego. As soon as someone questions your old man rants, you immediately go into tard mode, and start posting nonsensical crap you think is cutting edge. I've seen dog shit more entertaining than you,, you boring fucker.

Did you also hallucinate me saying I was?
I'm starting to think you don't so much have a vivid imagination as you're simply fucking crazy.

Karen, are you sure you read that correctly? Or did you just make that up because you got confused again? I don't need a vivid imagination to deal with the likes of your half-dead ass.

The only crazy person here right now is you, thinking that just because I'm stepping on that chicken neck of yours, is cause to start airclaiming because you can't refute anything I say about you, because you also know what I say is true, and it hurts. So much so, that you think you're going to scroll bomb me. Not so, I will take you apart, piece by old man piece.

I haven't "picked on" Caskur.
Nothing I've poasted here is something she hasn't seen from me before, and probably more than once. For what it's worth despite all her faults and shortcomings she's way more interesting and fun than you.

It's not even close.

You're a lying bitch. Anytime her name is brought up you go off on your shitty tangents about how awful she is...blah...blah...blah...all because she's made you look like the antisocial twat you really are. She's funnier than you, smarter than you, and she's missed more than you. And all that chaps your leathery hide. It shows. So go fuck yourself with your own fake news, but if it helps you sleep better in your coffin at night, then so be it.

More bollocks you'll never poast the non-existent proof of, eh?

Yeah. I'm definitely gonna need a spreadsheet.

Dance, that's it, monkey dance. If you dance around the subject any harder you might pull something. Then we'll have to read about that for the next six weeks, because it's not like I haven't seen you whine for weeks on end before.

<yawns, glances at the clock>

Uh huh. Really. Dang. How 'bout that.

<yawns again>



By all means, poast my own words back to me at least once for fuck's sake.

If nothing else it would be a nice change of pace from your usual spew.

Yes, yawn all you want with your tsunami of lame comebacks. I'd do the same thing if a nerve was struck, though you probably thought it was your back acting up again.

A nice change of pace would be seeing you not bitching about the shit other people do, all the while you being guilty of the same shit you're accusing others of.

Don't like it? Tough titties, what are you going to do about it? Threaten to leave again?

Oh God! Don't do that!