Area Code Hook up THREAD

[THROB]

GET LAID HERE!
Post your area code if you match, you must meet. handshake/smoothie/smoke/fuck

 

[THROB]

I'll take you to a cheap mexican rest., we eat some torts, beans, chips, go back to my room and snort a fat gagger, hard fuck for 12-15 minutes and your out!! Win Win. I then make a tunafish sandwhich and play some xbox.

This could be you 619.

 

[offwidthe]

My area code is a whole fucking state.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

My area code is a whole fucking state.

Lots of opportunity for you then.

 

[offwidthe]

Something like that. I don't think most relationships would hold up with me anymore and I am past the one night stand thing. I have a partner that can tolerate me being away for a month or more at a time and can handle my occasional dance with Mistress H. It's hard to commit to someone who can literally live out of a backpack for months at a time and change travel plans the night before coming home. I couldn't date me.

 

[Scooter]

Iggy and I are gonna hook up … with awkward eye contact and then walking away from each other. LOL

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Iggy and I are gonna hook up … with awkward eye contact and then walking away from each other. LOL

:LOL1:
I'd at least get you stoned.

 

[offwidthe]

Too bad 420 isn't an area code

 

[offwidthe]

it should be though. Any persons with a 420 area code should not be aloud to make political endorsement calls, donation request calls, or be aloud to be a creditor or have worked as a creditor. To earn access to the 420 area code you must call a person over 80 and free style rap about the greatest of holidays: Groundhog Day

 

[Grimmy]

Something like that. I don't think most relationships would hold up with me anymore and I am past the one night stand thing. I have a partner that can tolerate me being away for a month or more at a time and can handle my occasional dance with Mistress H. It's hard to commit to someone who can literally live out of a backpack for months at a time and change travel plans the night before coming home. I couldn't date me.

You sound perfect :Perfecto:

 

[offwidthe]

Maybe we should just give it a go Grimmy....

 

[Grimmy]

Perfect for somebody else :D

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Maybe we should just give it a go Grimmy....

Perfect for somebody else :D

:LOL1:

 

[offwidthe]

Awe shucks.

 

[THROB]

Will work with you in the 858, 760, 442. looking for biofems with daddy issues.

Could be on the bus and heading toward you in 20.

 

[FagglesMcGee]

Who tryna hit up that 419?

 

[THROB]

Age Sex Location

 

[THROB]

When I'm not taking buses all over the town qualifying Tinder dates, I spend most of my off time with the local truck stop girls.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Sure you do.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

 

[THROB]

Need someone to help tag team my neighbor in the 619...... must smoke da pipe.
It doesn't matter if you are bi or straight but you MUST be willing to do some pretty hardcore smoking. This criteria is more important than looks, race or size.

 

[The Cuntess]

619 is San Diego, no?

 

[deport_liberals]

312...but not LA

 

[The Cuntess]

310 is LA. That’s my area code lol

 

[deport_liberals]

310 is LA. That’s my area code lol

Ahh Chicago it is...312

 

[CandyLand]

773!

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'm in the UK. Haven't been near a landline for years so my code is 0447

Fill yer boots with that one.

I'm guessing about 70 million numbers to go at.