Aryan Hangover General: Ruff as a Badger's Ballsack Edition

[Adam]

Euuuugh why do I do it to myself? I'm never drinking again... at least not til this evening.

My fucking bitch has woke up and fucked off without making me any breakfast too, so looks like I'll have to get up and make my own, how fucking rude.

Hmmm, bacon butty with ketchup I reckon...

 

[jack]

Euuuugh why do I do it to myself? I'm never drinking again... at least not til this evening.

My fucking bitch has woke up and fucked off without making me any breakfast too, so looks like I'll have to get up and make my own, how fucking rude.

Hmmm, bacon butty with ketchup I reckon...

Jesus, no wonder you're a hateful troll. look what you put in your "glorious Aryan physique".

 

[Adam]

You don't eat bacon? WTF are you, a kike or something?

 

[jack]

You don't eat bacon? WTF are you, a kike or something?

I Love bacon, but with fucking Ketchup?

You're a fucking heathen.

 

[Adam]

Ketchup is God's food. Brown sauce is meh.

 

[jack]

Ketchup is God's food. Brown sauce is meh.

ketchup is pureed dead tomatoes, high fructose corn syrup and added cane sugar, along with artificial coloring.

Makes sense you would call it "God's Food"

'splains a lot, actually.

 

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[Fredricka]

Yeah, ketchup is nasty stuff

 

[jack]

Yeah, ketchup is nasty stuff

Yeah, ketchup is nasty stuff

"God's food" according to Adam.

 

[Adam]

Fuck you all, I like it!

 

[jack]

Fuck you all, I like it!

Fuck you as well, we're all disgusted.

You eat like a nigger.

 

[Adam]

ketchup is pureed dead tomatoes, high fructose corn syrup and added cane sugar, along with artificial coloring.

Makes sense you would call it "God's Food"

'splains a lot, actually.

I never claimed it was healthy.... fucking hell, in any case you've got no room to talk when the US food supply is poisoned with all manner of additives and preservatives which are so toxic that many items are banned in Europe.

 

[Fredricka]

I never claimed it was healthy.... fucking hell, in any case you've got no room to talk when the US food supply is poisoned with all manner of additives and preservatives which are so toxic that many items are literally banned in Europe.

That is true

 

[Adam]

Fuck you as well, we're all disgusted.

You eat like a nigger.

And you look, talk and act like one.

 

[jack]

I never claimed it was healthy.... fucking hell, in any case you've got no room to talk when the US food supply is poisoned with all manner of additives and preservatives which are so toxic that many items are banned in Europe.

I only eat clean food, and I'm an American.

I guess "farm to table" is a foreign concept to UK white trash....

 

[jack]

And you look, talk and act like one.

:::WARNING! TAPE LOOPS ACTIVATED:::

 

[Adam]

I only eat clean food, and I'm an American.

Of course you do....

 

[jack]

Of course you do....

I do. Much older, healthier and stronger than you'll ever be.

 

[Adam]

Well, you're right about the much older part...

 

[jack]

Well, you're right about the much older part...

Jealous? Otherwise, why would you cherry pick you bloated sac?

Ketchup on bacon

 

[Fredricka]

Jealous? Otherwise, why would you cherry pick you bloated sac?

Ketchup on bacon

It's popular here, they put brown sauce on it too, puke

 

[jack]

It's popular here, they put brown sauce on it too, puke

That's disgusting. Bacon is the best, especially when it's cooked properly in olive oil or butter.

It doesn't need anything else.

 

[Adam]

Jack's a fucking strange one, imagine thinking this is some kind of "gotcha"?

 

[jack]

Jack's a fucking strange one, imagine thinking this is some kind of "gotcha"?

It is, you ketchup slurping faggot. Why would you ruin perfectly good bacon with junk food?

Fucking Heinz no less. That's the WURST (see what I did there, Adam?)

 

[Fredricka]

That's disgusting. Bacon is the best, especially when it's cooked properly in olive oil or butter.

It doesn't need anything else.

I'm not that keen on bacon tbh, it's smells nice when it's cooking then the taste is shit

 

[jack]

I'm not that keen on bacon tbh, it's smells nice when it's cooking then the taste is shit

We maple smoke ours. It's amazing.

 

[Adam]

It is, you ketchup slurping faggot. Why would you ruin perfectly good bacon with junk food?

Fucking Heinz no less. That's the WURST (see what I did there, Adam?)

This a very strange thing to seethe about. Settle down and think of your blood pressure...

 

[Adam]

I'm not that keen on bacon tbh, it's smells nice when it's cooking then the taste is shit

I'm not being a dick here, but aren't you forbidden from eating it? Unless you aren't muslim of course...

 

[jack]

I'm not being a dick here, but aren't you forbidden from eating it? Unless you aren't muslim of course...

who said she was muslim?

Oh Flynn...never mind. I see why you're repeating it.

 

[Fredricka]

I'm not being a dick here, but aren't you forbidden from eating it? Unless you aren't muslim of course...

Adam smh