As I forgot my keys in the BF-locker...

[UncleDiLF]

I have saweded, that a lot of filth were talking smack the DiLFster®. And also many good people made threats and wanted my CUMback!

But No guys. I am not cumming back. Just wanted to pick up the BF keys and give it to the front desk.

As a supreme gentleman like me, I have saweded with my SKULL that many of you filth dont value class. You value Riff Raff. As someone with a high love for British style and class, I cant see myself here anymore.

Of course we live In a democracy. If we reach a vote, I must cum back. Thats for sure.

The rules are simple.

You want PREMIUM in this forum? Then vote:
”Kissy meats. Big stiff meATs is wanted. Yes, for UncleDiLF. My name is [say you members name]

If you want me forever gone as today? Then vote:
”UncleDILF GTFO this forum. No, to UncleDiLF”

Voting are only accepted as VOICE:

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So make a voice , and post it here. We have a commission from the UK and several landlords, who will check these.

This is your last chance. 7 days! What will you do to survive? Chose wisely

 

[Succubus]

Kissy meats. Big stiff meATs is wanted. Yes, for UncleDiLF. My name is Succubus aka Casey K.

(my voice is too hot so to avoid all of the wasted boners I chose to type) hehehe

I find your input quite entertaining. :)

 

[UncleDiLF]

Thanks @Succubus

So ass I see the traction is none to zero?

I guess there is no Cumming back ass I see.

Welly well. You know the deal. Kissy meATs or final meAT.

 

[Master Pu]

Finally meAT deez nutz-
Meltdown's been slow while you fiddled 'wid yourself.
There's your answer.
I hate goodbye threads, btw.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

KIssy meATs for sure...

 

[The Countess]

YAY for Kissy meats! @Tatum Riley is gonna be happy as heck

 

[Adam Hitler]

Mein bruder, good to see you back! There are many leftist SWINES to Power CRUSH. :fuckOFF:

 

[Breakfall]

Dilfy...sorry about the dodgy accent!

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[UncleDiLF]

Dilfy...sorry about the dodgy accent!

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Bahahhaahah. Awesome. I cracked up mate. Thanks for making me laugh.

The DiLF bar has been risen by 60%. The UK council of Lords and hardliners saided to my sKuLL that we need 3 more Vocaroo votes

Or I don't get back the BF keys to the BF central. I can't even get them back from sucking the cock at the front desk.

So the question is, how you guys really want Mister DiLF back. ?

Is it high on your priority list like eating, scating and fucking?

Or just low like doing the taxes or stop eating turds?

5 to days to go. Breakfall made an effort.

In a "Saw"-voice:

The voice is yours. How much you want to survive? Chose wisely.

Kissy meATs

 

[UncleDiLF]

Finally meAT deez nutz-
Meltdown's been slow while you fiddled 'wid yourself.
There's your answer.
I hate goodbye threads, btw.

Wtf man. Your avatar.

 

[Gutterballs]

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[UncleDiLF]

Let's meAT...hehe!!! FromHELL. What a a crush.

The DiLF bar has PARA RISEN to an enormous 70%.

I talk with Lords from the UK council. While they drink fine tea, I am still not alloweded back.

I told them Mister Breakfall and FromHELL, two sick and dangerous gentlemen played by the rules. "FromHell saided Let's meAT!" But Mister McDermott saided:" Thy neediest three more, Mister DiLF!"

I punched him in his noble mustache face because I saided: " I'm UncleDiLF! Not Mister DiLF!". He apologised bit didn't have me the key.

We need three solid Vocaroo PARABOLIC votes.

Still. The question is how bad you guys really want it.

Is it all fluff at the end? Or more BUFF?

You decide.

 

[Master Pu]

Dilfy...sorry about the dodgy accent!

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Lol. That's awesome bro-

 

[Master Pu]

Finally meAT deez nutz-
Meltdown's been slow while you fiddled 'wid yourself.
There's your answer.
I hate goodbye threads, btw.

Wtf man. Your avatar.

Me when I saw it the first time:

 

[Master Pu]

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This one takes the creepy prize.

 

[UncleDiLF]

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This one takes the creepy prize.

I made it as my notificagion whatsapp tone.

The one from Breakfall is my ring tone.

What about you?

Do you want high IQ, monetary benefit and class? Then vote and stop sissying around. Open up Vocaroo and stop flipflopping. Say yes or no. Your choice

Let's meAT...hehe!!!

 

[Breakfall]

Let's meAT...hehe!!! FromHELL. What a a crush.

The DiLF bar has PARA RISEN to an enormous 70%.

I talk with Lords from the UK council. While they drink fine tea, I am still not alloweded back.

I told them Mister Breakfall and FromHELL, two sick and dangerous gentlemen played by the rules. "FromHell saided Let's meAT!" But Mister McDermott saided:" Thy neediest three more, Mister DiLF!"

I punched him in his noble mustache face because I saided: " I'm UncleDiLF! Not Mister DiLF!". He apologised bit didn't have me the key.

We need three solid Vocaroo PARABOLIC votes.

Still. The question is how bad you guys really want it.

Is it all fluff at the end? Or more BUFF?

You decide.

Dilf...since you’ve been gone a lot of oestrogen has been leaking through the thread fabric from Canada. The hormones are strong and I feel that some of our boys are syncing with the new blowup blow-in girls with a lot of bitching about those political-orientated drama forums. Your request shall be heard...we need to be like the old days... when the Men were Men, & the women knew it! We don’t walk backwards.

 

[Master Pu]

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This one takes the creepy prize.

I made it as my notificagion whatsapp tone.

The one from Breakfall is my ring tone.

What about you?

Do you want high IQ, monetary benefit and class? Then vote and stop sissying around. Open up Vocaroo and stop flipflopping. Say yes or no. Your choice

Let's meAT...hehe!!!

Eh, when the mood strikes.
Since peeps are actually doing content I'll have to think on it some.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

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[Blazor]

Finally meAT deez nutz-
Meltdown's been slow while you fiddled 'wid yourself.
There's your answer.
I hate goodbye threads, btw.

Wtf man. Your avatar.

Me when I saw it the first time:

Wait.... you opened your mouth wider?

:Grin3:

 

[Blazor]

I'll give the voice things a listen tonight hahaha.

How y'all doing them, using a mic, or on your phone?

 

[Master Pu]

Finally meAT deez nutz-
Meltdown's been slow while you fiddled 'wid yourself.
There's your answer.
I hate goodbye threads, btw.

Wtf man. Your avatar.

Me when I saw it the first time:

Wait.... you opened your mouth wider?

:Grin3:

*ahem* ha

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

Eh, when the mood strikes.
Since peeps are actually doing content I'll have to think on it some.

deal with that "content" in your mouth first.

 

[The Countess]

Eh, when the mood strikes.
Since peeps are actually doing content I'll have to think on it some.

deal with that "content" in your mouth first.

You’re the one catfishing dudes into thinking you’re a girl.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

Eh, when the mood strikes.
Since peeps are actually doing content I'll have to think on it some.

deal with that "content" in your mouth first.

You’re the one catfishing dudes into thinking you’re a girl.

what is your major malfunction, numbnuts? go lend benzo a pair of your period panties and then eat a big sandwich of shut the fuck up.

dismissed

 

[Gutterballs]

Let's meAT...hehe!!! FromHELL. What a a crush.

The DiLF bar has PARA RISEN to an enormous 70%.

I talk with Lords from the UK council. While they drink fine tea, I am still not alloweded back.

I told them Mister Breakfall and FromHELL, two sick and dangerous gentlemen played by the rules. "FromHell saided Let's meAT!" But Mister McDermott saided:" Thy neediest three more, Mister DiLF!"

I punched him in his noble mustache face because I saided: " I'm UncleDiLF! Not Mister DiLF!". He apologised bit didn't have me the key.

We need three solid Vocaroo PARABOLIC votes.

Still. The question is how bad you guys really want it.

Is it all fluff at the end? Or more BUFF?

You decide.

Almost there Champion of Champions. I smell the fear of many not just here but many other forums. They can't handle the CRUSH that is coming for them all! They will bow down to you sir. I think you NEED TO UPDATE YOUR UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP though. New belt, Newly conquered territories, Dilf, and everything else new.

They may not be here but I'm sure all the n.W.o. members are partying it up somewhere in your honor. Praising and Loving you.

 

[UncleDiLF]

A special message from my lawyer. I am not allowed to make any statements.

decide.

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[Gutterballs]

We should meAT soon. Away from all the bullshit, PLEASE ASS BOX ME! Logs, and riff raff that is...well you fill that in til you return. I don't wanna stress you out with all the shit you know you are going through. Fame like yours comes/cums at high price. You will get over that and be back better than EVER. The Crushes will be Imperial, Skullfucked, Epic...in nature. No one will ever dare fuck with you again. Although for all this ASS kissing meATing i should be promoted as a kissy meATS moderator!. Don't worry about that pondie scummy @Bastard Factory he will meAT our demands and make me a honorary member of BastardmeATs. Or else...? we will make him bath in Liberal logs and scum turds...begging for Mercy meATS.

 

[Master Pu]

We should meAT soon. Away from all the bullshit, PLEASE ASS BOX ME! Logs, and riff raff that is...well you fill that in til you return. I don't wanna stress you out with all the shit you know you are going through. Fame like yours comes/cums at high price. You will get over that and be back better than EVER. The Crushes will be Imperial, Skullfucked, Epic...in nature. No one will ever dare fuck with you again. Although for all this ASS kissing meATing i should be promoted as a kissy meATS moderator!. Don't worry about that pondie scummy @Bastard Factory he will meAT our demands and make me a honorary member of BastardmeATs. Or else...? we will make him bath in Liberal logs and scum turds...begging for Mercy meATS.

Tatum would let you skullfuck him.
See to the left.
Bring some baby oil to shine that dome while you do it.

 

[Master Pu]

Eh, when the mood strikes.
Since peeps are actually doing content I'll have to think on it some.

deal with that "content" in your mouth first.

You’re the one catfishing dudes into thinking you’re a girl.

what is your major malfunction, numbnuts? go lend benzo a pair of your period panties and then eat a big sandwich of shut the fuck up.

dismissed

Go back to funny school.