Ask a Bartender

[Dove]

Mundays are pretty shit I know

My day was pretty busy.

Any day I dont fuck an unemployed bartender with arrested development is a good one, though.

Have you ever had a near death experience and came out with a whole new, fresh appreciation for life? It's kind of like that.

Vigorous masturbation never felt so good.

You mean that guy right ?
as a poster he's okay as a human being is none of my business (: ... I just feel let down every time he burns me, I believe his flaming prowess to be greatly exaggerated ... I look for for laughs not the hate and I think he has potential

He can be funny when he isnt trying to prove himself. Or hanging on a ridiculous grudge.

 

[The Countess]

@Super Chad - she just can’t help herself

 

[Dove]

Good grief.

Talk about irony :LOL1:

Ignore means....ignore lol.

 

[Master]

@Super Chad - she just can’t help herself

(Shrugs)

 

[Master]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

 

[Seamajor]

Cool thread. I have a series of Bartenders that I enjoy visiting, at 4 or 5 places. I appreciate their service, attention, and friendship. Most of the time it’s about the Bartender, more then the Bar. :ThumbsUp3:

 

[X]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

isn't bartending an opps I fucked up my life thus far job ??

 

[Master]

Cool thread. I have a series of Bartenders that I enjoy visiting, at 4 or 5 places. I appreciate their service, attention, and friendship. Most of the time it’s about the Bartender, more then the Bar. :ThumbsUp3:

Agreed.

There's holes in the wall I'll go to over a trendy place because of the service.

 

[Master]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

isn't bartending an opps I fucked up my life thus far job ??

No?

If that was the case anybody could do my job

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I bartended at a rowdy neighborhood bar , lots of trouble and one golden rule " NEVER call the Police ! " ...2 for 1 drinks mon , wed , fridays from 9 til closing ....closing was 4am..lol....bittersweet memories...:EvilOne:

 

[X]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

isn't bartending an opps I fucked up my life thus far job ??

No?

If that was the case anybody could do my job

You mean stirring ?? yeah that could be tough .. I believe it's more a case of people striving to be better than a bartender :rightON: ... at least the music is usually loud so no one could hear that voice so I get it's allure to you

 

[Master]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

isn't bartending an opps I fucked up my life thus far job ??

No?

If that was the case anybody could do my job

You mean stirring ?? yeah that could be tough .. I believe it's more a case of people striving to be better than a bartender :rightON: ... at least the music is usually loud so no one could hear that voice so I get it's allure to you

Bartending is a career.

The chances, just like banging broads, I make more money then you are extremely high.

Not only that, but just like bartending, the many flavors of different females I have samples and enjoyed surely far exceed yours.

Wait, you say you are homosexual. Ok, you got me.

You've banged or been banged by more guys then me. You got me beat in that department. Kudos

There's schools specifically for bartending, ya know.


(Snickers)

 

[X]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

isn't bartending an opps I fucked up my life thus far job ??

No?

If that was the case anybody could do my job

You mean stirring ?? yeah that could be tough .. I believe it's more a case of people striving to be better than a bartender :rightON: ... at least the music is usually loud so no one could hear that voice so I get it's allure to you

Bartending is a career.

The chances, just like banging broads, I make more money then you are extremely high.

Not only that, but just like bartending, the many flavors of different females I have samples and enjoyed surely far exceed yours.

Wait, you say you are homosexual. Ok, you got me.

You've banged or been banged by more guys then me. You got me beat in that department. Kudos

There's schools specifically for bartending, ya know.


(Snickers)

LMAO
There's also school for hairdressing and doing nails :ROFL3: Such legitimacy you've just lent your cause ...lol

HILLarious !! :LMAO:
Happy stirring

 

[Master]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

isn't bartending an opps I fucked up my life thus far job ??

No?

If that was the case anybody could do my job

You mean stirring ?? yeah that could be tough .. I believe it's more a case of people striving to be better than a bartender :rightON: ... at least the music is usually loud so no one could hear that voice so I get it's allure to you

Bartending is a career.

The chances, just like banging broads, I make more money then you are extremely high.

Not only that, but just like bartending, the many flavors of different females I have samples and enjoyed surely far exceed yours.

Wait, you say you are homosexual. Ok, you got me.

You've banged or been banged by more guys then me. You got me beat in that department. Kudos

There's schools specifically for bartending, ya know.


(Snickers)

LMAO
There's also school for hairdressing and doing nails :ROFL3: Such legitimacy you've just lent your cause ...lol

HILLarious !! :LMAO:
Happy stirring

Um....you do know cosmetology is huge, right?

 

[X]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

isn't bartending an opps I fucked up my life thus far job ??

No?

If that was the case anybody could do my job

You mean stirring ?? yeah that could be tough .. I believe it's more a case of people striving to be better than a bartender :rightON: ... at least the music is usually loud so no one could hear that voice so I get it's allure to you

Bartending is a career.

The chances, just like banging broads, I make more money then you are extremely high.

Not only that, but just like bartending, the many flavors of different females I have samples and enjoyed surely far exceed yours.

Wait, you say you are homosexual. Ok, you got me.

You've banged or been banged by more guys then me. You got me beat in that department. Kudos

There's schools specifically for bartending, ya know.


(Snickers)

LMAO
There's also school for hairdressing and doing nails :ROFL3: Such legitimacy you've just lent your cause ...lol

HILLarious !! :LMAO:
Happy stirring

Um....you do know cosmetology is huge, right?

HOLY fuck !!
you ARE good at trololol :ROFL3:

You had me going there I'll admit :LMAO2:

Cosmotology ...HUGE :LMAO:

 

[Master]

As somebody who was once married to a horrible cosmetologist, and has friends in the field, you really have no clue what you are talking about.

It's ok to admit it.

 

[Flynn]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

 

[Breakfall]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Stout and stirred with my precum dick!
I used to be head barman in Margaret River at a boutique brewery. Free crafted beer on tap and tourists to satisfy...no barfly drongos.

 

[Flynn]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Stout and stirred with my precum dick!
I used to be head barman in Margaret River at a boutique brewery. Free crafted beer on tap and tourists to satisfy...no barfly drongos.

See. My dear Breakfall. You are so ashamed of being homosexual that all your replies are mired in comments made by proven straight men.

Let go of your fears. Let the love in. Everyone knows the cross that you choose to bear. Male dicks isn't a good reason not to love and be loved for who you really are.

I love you. Even if you like other men's anus'.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This thread sux

 

[Breakfall]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Stout and stirred with my precum dick!
I used to be head barman in Margaret River at a boutique brewery. Free crafted beer on tap and tourists to satisfy...no barfly drongos.

See. My dear Breakfall. You are so ashamed of being homosexual that all your replies are mired in comments made by proven straight men.

Let go of your fears. Let the love in. Everyone knows the cross that you choose to bear. Male dicks isn't a good reason not to love and be loved for who you really are.

I love you. Even if you like other men's anus'.

Listen here. I have my own glorious cock. I don’t like too many on the dance floor. Please let that sink in....please!

 

[Master]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

 

[Flynn]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Q: So you think that Boiler Makers are stupid as well?

 

[Breakfall]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Q: So you think that Boiler Makers are stupid as well?

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Oi fuckwit... @Reggie_Essent says that he bitch-slapped you silly in the past. Is that true or what? I thought all you mega-nerds were two steps ahead?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Q: do you require a 5% extra gratuity when a patron vomits all over your face, neck and cheap shirt?

 

[Succubus]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

They're all belligerent. This is what alcohol leads to. :LMAO2:

 

[The Countess]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Q: So you think that Boiler Makers are stupid as well?

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Oi fuckwit... @Reggie_Essent says that he bitch-slapped you silly in the past. Is that true or what? I thought all you mega-nerds were two steps ahead?

Where is Reggie?

 

[Breakfall]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Q: So you think that Boiler Makers are stupid as well?

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Oi fuckwit... @Reggie_Essent says that he bitch-slapped you silly in the past. Is that true or what? I thought all you mega-nerds were two steps ahead?

Where is Reggie?

Ballz deep in Kevin’s festy arse I presume. Lol....I do take my hat off to you for having the patience in dealing with these nerdy scorned types.
:ThumbsUp3:

 

[The Countess]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Q: So you think that Boiler Makers are stupid as well?

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Oi fuckwit... @Reggie_Essent says that he bitch-slapped you silly in the past. Is that true or what? I thought all you mega-nerds were two steps ahead?

Where is Reggie?

Ballz deep in Kevin’s festy arse I presume. Lol....I do take my hat off to you for having the patience in dealing with these nerdy scorned types.
:ThumbsUp3:

I’ve known him longer than anyone here. Ya’ll be judging folks on the word of others. Not cool but to each his own, I guess

 

[Breakfall]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Q: So you think that Boiler Makers are stupid as well?

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Oi fuckwit... @Reggie_Essent says that he bitch-slapped you silly in the past. Is that true or what? I thought all you mega-nerds were two steps ahead?

Where is Reggie?

Ballz deep in Kevin’s festy arse I presume. Lol....I do take my hat off to you for having the patience in dealing with these nerdy scorned types.
:ThumbsUp3:

I’ve known him longer than anyone here. Ya’ll be judging folks on the word of others. Not cool but to each his own, I guess

He wants to be judged. As long as he’s getting judged he’s getting the attention that he craves. The spamming of opposition forums is what’s not cool currently. Anyway this Reggie character seems to think that he’s got one on Poofter. Unless it’s yet another alt of his. Too much time wasted. Good night zzzzzzzzzzzzzz