Ask a Bartender

[realgrimm]

As many of you know, I am a bartender and a damn good one.

I have been featured in bartending magazines, was once number eight in Taste of the top ten bartenders in Chicago, have made speciality drinks placed on menus of three different bars within this city, and was lead bartender at one of the biggest clubs this city has ever spawned.

Bartending isn't easy. You are pretty much a baby sitter for a bunch of drunks and have to create magic with a shaker tin in less then a minute on top. I'm 100% positive 98% of the morons here couldn't do the things I do with the quickness or quality I was gifted with. Sure, some of you idiots could sling a draft, but I highly doubt anybody can make ten different drinks at the same time in under a couple minutes.

I can.

So, to push things in a different direction, why am I so much better at being a bartender then the rest of you?

The money can be amazing, I get laid whenever I want, and I have as much power on the floor as I do in this community. Who here really thinks they can bartend?

I know I can bartend. Got paid to do so.
Did you have to pay for your spillage or was that covered?

Spill tab and thank God for it.

Flair with live bottles was a bad thing

Ooooooh..they had a spill tab, Fancy fancy, must be nice.

I had to pay any spillage out of my tips, so no flinging bottles about..

Cheap bastards.

Did that pertain to stocking, too?

No. We measure our bottles at the start of the shift, and then measure at the end of the shift. Compare the difference.
If losses don't match to revenue, you pay the difference.

Da fuck you work? Fort knox?

That's alot of tabulation for liquor. Thankfully I never worked at a place where the bottom line was that strict.

So I'm guessing free pour was out the question there

Alcohol is highly taxed in the great white north

 

[Master]

As many of you know, I am a bartender and a damn good one.

I have been featured in bartending magazines, was once number eight in Taste of the top ten bartenders in Chicago, have made speciality drinks placed on menus of three different bars within this city, and was lead bartender at one of the biggest clubs this city has ever spawned.

Bartending isn't easy. You are pretty much a baby sitter for a bunch of drunks and have to create magic with a shaker tin in less then a minute on top. I'm 100% positive 98% of the morons here couldn't do the things I do with the quickness or quality I was gifted with. Sure, some of you idiots could sling a draft, but I highly doubt anybody can make ten different drinks at the same time in under a couple minutes.

I can.

So, to push things in a different direction, why am I so much better at being a bartender then the rest of you?

The money can be amazing, I get laid whenever I want, and I have as much power on the floor as I do in this community. Who here really thinks they can bartend?

I know I can bartend. Got paid to do so.
Did you have to pay for your spillage or was that covered?

Spill tab and thank God for it.

Flair with live bottles was a bad thing

Ooooooh..they had a spill tab, Fancy fancy, must be nice.

I had to pay any spillage out of my tips, so no flinging bottles about..

Cheap bastards.

Did that pertain to stocking, too?

No. We measure our bottles at the start of the shift, and then measure at the end of the shift. Compare the difference.
If losses don't match to revenue, you pay the difference.

Da fuck you work? Fort knox?

That's alot of tabulation for liquor. Thankfully I never worked at a place where the bottom line was that strict.

So I'm guessing free pour was out the question there

Alcohol is highly taxed in the great white north

Has to be for being so strict. I don't know if I can work in that type of environment where counts are done daily like that. Depending on how many bottles that would be a couple hours of inventory done every day? Ouch

 

[Krieg]

As many of you know, I am a bartender and a damn good one.

I have been featured in bartending magazines, was once number eight in Taste of the top ten bartenders in Chicago, have made speciality drinks placed on menus of three different bars within this city, and was lead bartender at one of the biggest clubs this city has ever spawned.

Bartending isn't easy. You are pretty much a baby sitter for a bunch of drunks and have to create magic with a shaker tin in less then a minute on top. I'm 100% positive 98% of the morons here couldn't do the things I do with the quickness or quality I was gifted with. Sure, some of you idiots could sling a draft, but I highly doubt anybody can make ten different drinks at the same time in under a couple minutes.

I can.

So, to push things in a different direction, why am I so much better at being a bartender then the rest of you?

The money can be amazing, I get laid whenever I want, and I have as much power on the floor as I do in this community. Who here really thinks they can bartend?

I know I can bartend. Got paid to do so.
Did you have to pay for your spillage or was that covered?

Spill tab and thank God for it.

Flair with live bottles was a bad thing

Ooooooh..they had a spill tab, Fancy fancy, must be nice.

I had to pay any spillage out of my tips, so no flinging bottles about..

Cheap bastards.

Did that pertain to stocking, too?

No. We measure our bottles at the start of the shift, and then measure at the end of the shift. Compare the difference.
If losses don't match to revenue, you pay the difference.

Da fuck you work? Fort knox?

That's alot of tabulation for liquor. Thankfully I never worked at a place where the bottom line was that strict.

So I'm guessing free pour was out the question there

I worked in a Strip Club/Dance Bar (pending time of day and date)

You're given a $300 float and are responsible for all that shit behind the bar.
Leave the flipping of bottles and such for the likes of Tom Cruise.

I could open sling drinks fast, waitress's and customers did not have to wait. People were there to watch the strippers and/or get laid, not watch me do alcoholic acrobatics with a bottle.
Besides, likely to get a cue ball or bottle/glass thrown at you if you were showing off.

Just serve the damn drinks and quit dickin' around. Fast service gets good tips.

 

[Master]

As many of you know, I am a bartender and a damn good one.

I have been featured in bartending magazines, was once number eight in Taste of the top ten bartenders in Chicago, have made speciality drinks placed on menus of three different bars within this city, and was lead bartender at one of the biggest clubs this city has ever spawned.

Bartending isn't easy. You are pretty much a baby sitter for a bunch of drunks and have to create magic with a shaker tin in less then a minute on top. I'm 100% positive 98% of the morons here couldn't do the things I do with the quickness or quality I was gifted with. Sure, some of you idiots could sling a draft, but I highly doubt anybody can make ten different drinks at the same time in under a couple minutes.

I can.

So, to push things in a different direction, why am I so much better at being a bartender then the rest of you?

The money can be amazing, I get laid whenever I want, and I have as much power on the floor as I do in this community. Who here really thinks they can bartend?

I know I can bartend. Got paid to do so.
Did you have to pay for your spillage or was that covered?

Spill tab and thank God for it.

Flair with live bottles was a bad thing

Ooooooh..they had a spill tab, Fancy fancy, must be nice.

I had to pay any spillage out of my tips, so no flinging bottles about..

Cheap bastards.

Did that pertain to stocking, too?

No. We measure our bottles at the start of the shift, and then measure at the end of the shift. Compare the difference.
If losses don't match to revenue, you pay the difference.

Da fuck you work? Fort knox?

That's alot of tabulation for liquor. Thankfully I never worked at a place where the bottom line was that strict.

So I'm guessing free pour was out the question there

I worked in a Strip Club/Dance Bar (pending time of day and date)

You're given a $300 float and are responsible for all that shit behind the bar.
Leave the flipping of bottles and such for the likes of Tom Cruise.

I could open sling drinks fast, waitress's and customers did not have to wait. People were there to watch the strippers and/or get laid, not watch me do alcoholic acrobatics with a bottle.
Besides, likely to get a cue ball or bottle/glass thrown at you if you were showing off.

Just serve the damn drinks and quit dickin' around. Fast service gets good tips.

Of course it does.

But flair turns a three dollar well into a 25 dollar tip. If you don't charge for flair your pretty much giving away a free show.

That's why all the elite flair bartenders are all encamped in Vegas.

 

[Krieg]

As many of you know, I am a bartender and a damn good one.

I have been featured in bartending magazines, was once number eight in Taste of the top ten bartenders in Chicago, have made speciality drinks placed on menus of three different bars within this city, and was lead bartender at one of the biggest clubs this city has ever spawned.

Bartending isn't easy. You are pretty much a baby sitter for a bunch of drunks and have to create magic with a shaker tin in less then a minute on top. I'm 100% positive 98% of the morons here couldn't do the things I do with the quickness or quality I was gifted with. Sure, some of you idiots could sling a draft, but I highly doubt anybody can make ten different drinks at the same time in under a couple minutes.

I can.

So, to push things in a different direction, why am I so much better at being a bartender then the rest of you?

The money can be amazing, I get laid whenever I want, and I have as much power on the floor as I do in this community. Who here really thinks they can bartend?

I know I can bartend. Got paid to do so.
Did you have to pay for your spillage or was that covered?

Spill tab and thank God for it.

Flair with live bottles was a bad thing

Ooooooh..they had a spill tab, Fancy fancy, must be nice.

I had to pay any spillage out of my tips, so no flinging bottles about..

Cheap bastards.

Did that pertain to stocking, too?

No. We measure our bottles at the start of the shift, and then measure at the end of the shift. Compare the difference.
If losses don't match to revenue, you pay the difference.

Da fuck you work? Fort knox?

That's alot of tabulation for liquor. Thankfully I never worked at a place where the bottom line was that strict.

So I'm guessing free pour was out the question there

I worked in a Strip Club/Dance Bar (pending time of day and date)

You're given a $300 float and are responsible for all that shit behind the bar.
Leave the flipping of bottles and such for the likes of Tom Cruise.

I could open sling drinks fast, waitress's and customers did not have to wait. People were there to watch the strippers and/or get laid, not watch me do alcoholic acrobatics with a bottle.
Besides, likely to get a cue ball or bottle/glass thrown at you if you were showing off.

Just serve the damn drinks and quit dickin' around. Fast service gets good tips.

Of course it does.

But flair turns a three dollar well into a 25 dollar tip. If you don't charge for flair your pretty much giving away a free show.

That's why all the elite flair bartenders are all encamped in Vegas.

You flair then..

I was working.

And you're flashing around a 25 dollar tip? Yeah.. I leave out the other doors at the end of shift.

 

[Master]

As many of you know, I am a bartender and a damn good one.

I have been featured in bartending magazines, was once number eight in Taste of the top ten bartenders in Chicago, have made speciality drinks placed on menus of three different bars within this city, and was lead bartender at one of the biggest clubs this city has ever spawned.

Bartending isn't easy. You are pretty much a baby sitter for a bunch of drunks and have to create magic with a shaker tin in less then a minute on top. I'm 100% positive 98% of the morons here couldn't do the things I do with the quickness or quality I was gifted with. Sure, some of you idiots could sling a draft, but I highly doubt anybody can make ten different drinks at the same time in under a couple minutes.

I can.

So, to push things in a different direction, why am I so much better at being a bartender then the rest of you?

The money can be amazing, I get laid whenever I want, and I have as much power on the floor as I do in this community. Who here really thinks they can bartend?

I know I can bartend. Got paid to do so.
Did you have to pay for your spillage or was that covered?

Spill tab and thank God for it.

Flair with live bottles was a bad thing

Ooooooh..they had a spill tab, Fancy fancy, must be nice.

I had to pay any spillage out of my tips, so no flinging bottles about..

Cheap bastards.

Did that pertain to stocking, too?

No. We measure our bottles at the start of the shift, and then measure at the end of the shift. Compare the difference.
If losses don't match to revenue, you pay the difference.

Da fuck you work? Fort knox?

That's alot of tabulation for liquor. Thankfully I never worked at a place where the bottom line was that strict.

So I'm guessing free pour was out the question there

I worked in a Strip Club/Dance Bar (pending time of day and date)

You're given a $300 float and are responsible for all that shit behind the bar.
Leave the flipping of bottles and such for the likes of Tom Cruise.

I could open sling drinks fast, waitress's and customers did not have to wait. People were there to watch the strippers and/or get laid, not watch me do alcoholic acrobatics with a bottle.
Besides, likely to get a cue ball or bottle/glass thrown at you if you were showing off.

Just serve the damn drinks and quit dickin' around. Fast service gets good tips.

Of course it does.

But flair turns a three dollar well into a 25 dollar tip. If you don't charge for flair your pretty much giving away a free show.

That's why all the elite flair bartenders are all encamped in Vegas.

You flair then..

I was working.

And you're flashing around a 25 dollar tip? Yeah.. I leave out the other doors at the end of shift.

Flair is working.

Granted, it takes alot of skill and eye hand coordination, but if ppl want that type of service it's a good skill to have.

 

[Krieg]

As many of you know, I am a bartender and a damn good one.

I have been featured in bartending magazines, was once number eight in Taste of the top ten bartenders in Chicago, have made speciality drinks placed on menus of three different bars within this city, and was lead bartender at one of the biggest clubs this city has ever spawned.

Bartending isn't easy. You are pretty much a baby sitter for a bunch of drunks and have to create magic with a shaker tin in less then a minute on top. I'm 100% positive 98% of the morons here couldn't do the things I do with the quickness or quality I was gifted with. Sure, some of you idiots could sling a draft, but I highly doubt anybody can make ten different drinks at the same time in under a couple minutes.

I can.

So, to push things in a different direction, why am I so much better at being a bartender then the rest of you?

The money can be amazing, I get laid whenever I want, and I have as much power on the floor as I do in this community. Who here really thinks they can bartend?

I know I can bartend. Got paid to do so.
Did you have to pay for your spillage or was that covered?

Spill tab and thank God for it.

Flair with live bottles was a bad thing

Ooooooh..they had a spill tab, Fancy fancy, must be nice.

I had to pay any spillage out of my tips, so no flinging bottles about..

Cheap bastards.

Did that pertain to stocking, too?

No. We measure our bottles at the start of the shift, and then measure at the end of the shift. Compare the difference.
If losses don't match to revenue, you pay the difference.

Da fuck you work? Fort knox?

That's alot of tabulation for liquor. Thankfully I never worked at a place where the bottom line was that strict.

So I'm guessing free pour was out the question there

I worked in a Strip Club/Dance Bar (pending time of day and date)

You're given a $300 float and are responsible for all that shit behind the bar.
Leave the flipping of bottles and such for the likes of Tom Cruise.

I could open sling drinks fast, waitress's and customers did not have to wait. People were there to watch the strippers and/or get laid, not watch me do alcoholic acrobatics with a bottle.
Besides, likely to get a cue ball or bottle/glass thrown at you if you were showing off.

Just serve the damn drinks and quit dickin' around. Fast service gets good tips.

Of course it does.

But flair turns a three dollar well into a 25 dollar tip. If you don't charge for flair your pretty much giving away a free show.

That's why all the elite flair bartenders are all encamped in Vegas.

You flair then..

I was working.

And you're flashing around a 25 dollar tip? Yeah.. I leave out the other doors at the end of shift.

Flair is working.

Granted, it takes alot of skill and eye hand coordination, but if ppl want that type of service it's a good skill to have.

Fair enough. Wasn't needed where I was.

 

[X]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Ive had my mini hawk since I was 15.. lol

Cool, another who doesn't follow ... I don't do it for style, I look more intimidating with it and like how people make way when I pass :LMAO2:

 

[X]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

 

[Master]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

 

[X]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

 

[Master]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

 

[X]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

 

[Master]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

 

[Master]

And btw, where is TardZo with his all liquor rum runner they supposedly sell them at bingo halls?

 

[Frood]

And btw, where is TardZo with his all liquor rum runner they supposedly sell them at bingo halls?

Probably sitting on an ice pack en route back to Connecticut and sipping a Miller Lite with a big shit eating grin on his face...

 

[Master]

And btw, where is TardZo with his all liquor rum runner they supposedly sell them at bingo halls?

Probably sitting on an ice pack en route back to Connecticut and sipping a Miller Lite with a big shit eating grin on his face...

Do they allow ice packs on pace busses?

 

[Frood]

And btw, where is TardZo with his all liquor rum runner they supposedly sell them at bingo halls?

Probably sitting on an ice pack en route back to Connecticut and sipping a Miller Lite with a big shit eating grin on his face...

Do they allow ice packs on pace busses?

If not, I'm sure he'd not mind sitting on a vertical Popsicle...

 

[The Countess]

Ya’ll aint shit, I swear

 

[Frood]

Ya’ll aint shit, I swear

I know he's your mate but he's a bit lame in the membrane...

 

[Master]

Somebody needs to ask BumZo how many times they honk the horn before he shows up. And if they're like a nascar pit crew when they sinch him in his harness

 

[The Countess]

I was gonna come back with some shit but I’ll just shut up. You both ain’t shit lol

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

Somebody needs to ask BumZo how many times they honk the horn before he shows up. And if they're like a nascar pit crew when they sinch him in his harness

does he remove his teeth before giving johnny a hummer?

 

[The Countess]

Somebody needs to ask BumZo how many times they honk the horn before he shows up. And if they're like a nascar pit crew when they sinch him in his harness

does he remove his teeth before giving johnny a hummer?

Do you tuck before sword fighting in your little KOF tutu?

 

[Master]

Somebody needs to ask BumZo how many times they honk the horn before he shows up. And if they're like a nascar pit crew when they sinch him in his harness

does he remove his teeth before giving johnny a hummer?

Jiggy says he gets on an electric scooter and goes forward and backwards.

The beeping gives him a headache

 

[X]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

 

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Hello everybody
Hope you're all well

 

[X]

Mundays are pretty shit I know

 

[Dove]

Mundays are pretty shit I know

My day was pretty busy.

Any day I dont fuck an unemployed bartender with arrested development is a good one, though.

Have you ever had a near death experience and came out with a whole new, fresh appreciation for life? It's kind of like that.

Vigorous masturbation never felt so good.

 

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Mundays are pretty shit I know

My day was pretty busy.

Any day I dont fuck an unemployed bartender with arrested development is a good one, though.

Have you ever had a near death experience and came out with a whole new, fresh appreciation for life? It's kind of like that.

Vigorous masturbation never felt so good.

You mean that guy right ?
as a poster he's okay as a human being is none of my business (: ... I just feel let down every time he burns me, I believe his flaming prowess to be greatly exaggerated ... I look for for laughs not the hate and I think he has potential