Ask a Bartender

[Master]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Q: So you think that Boiler Makers are stupid as well?

Who drinks boiler makers in 2021?

 

[Master]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

They're all belligerent. This is what alcohol leads to. :LMAO2:

Maybe ask SSS where he posts up his CP pics that nobody wants to see so the images don't get deleted, yeah?

Sick fuck

 

[Dove]

They always lie and claim I'm telling everyone about this bullshit. I'm not....its not the big issue they make it into.

I also dont give a fuck what people believe about it. It's no ones business anyway.

People judge what they read. When they see people spouting off, contradicting and really making some big drama.. ..they judge accordingly.

Just because someone sees it on the boards and decides they dont buy into the narrative does not mean they were told anything.

I tend to have more respect for people than to see them as tools that can't think for themselves.

 

[Flynn]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Q: So you think that Boiler Makers are stupid as well?

Who drinks boiler makers in 2021?

A lot of people. Poker players especially, after they make a huge score.

 

[Omnipotent]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Stout and stirred with my precum dick!
I used to be head barman in Margaret River at a boutique brewery. Free crafted beer on tap and tourists to satisfy...no barfly drongos.

Little Creatures??? One family member of mine is a part owner in that.

 

[Master]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Yes.

Dark rum, preferably spiced, ginger beer and a splash of lime juice.

It's disgusting. We would use Myers dark when we had ginger beer stocked. About a 15 dollar drink because ginger beer was a premium and completely not worth even sipping on. But, I also think mixing liquor and beer in a cocktail is stupid.

Try a hurricane top instead

Q: So you think that Boiler Makers are stupid as well?

Who drinks boiler makers in 2021?

A lot of people. Poker players especially, after they make a huge score.

I feel sorry for their stomachs.

The 1980s ended awhile ago, last time I checked.

 

[Omnipotent]

@Super Chad What's in a boiler maker?

 

[Master]

@Super Chad What's in a boiler maker?

It's a shot drop.

Whiskey and a draft. You drop the whiskey into the beer and chug.

It's nasty

 

[Blazor]

Cool thread. I have a series of Bartenders that I enjoy visiting, at 4 or 5 places. I appreciate their service, attention, and friendship. Most of the time it’s about the Bartender, more then the Bar. :ThumbsUp3:

I'll agree with that! Fuck an asshole bartender that thinks hes hot shit and only about himself. You give me good attitude, I tip for every drink. You fuck around, I find another bartender.

 

[Succubus]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

They're all belligerent. This is what alcohol leads to. :LMAO2:

Maybe ask SSS where he posts up his CP pics that nobody wants to see so the images don't get deleted, yeah?

Sick fuck

How am I the sick fuck???? I don't like CP and I don't condone it. Are you one of those? You know, the one's that crave drama and get all dramatic about shit? You feed off the attention....awwww come here precious.....I will give you lots of Succy love!!!! I don't need you to be a drama queen, though. You can drop that shit off at my front door before coming in. I'll show you a good time, Kevin..... xoxox

You just need to get laid....and I don't mean your average romp in the room. You need some bad ass sex in your life. ....I am here for you. ;-)

 

[Master]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

They're all belligerent. This is what alcohol leads to. :LMAO2:

Maybe ask SSS where he posts up his CP pics that nobody wants to see so the images don't get deleted, yeah?

Sick fuck

How am I the sick fuck???? I don't like CP and I don't condone it. Are you one of those? You know, the one's that crave drama and get all dramatic about shit? You feed off the attention....awwww come here precious.....I will give you lots of Succy love!!!! I don't need you to be a drama queen, though. You can drop that shit off at my front door before coming in. I'll show you a good time, Kevin..... xoxox

You just need to get laid....and I don't mean your average romp in the room. You need some bad ass sex in your life. ....I am here for you. ;-)

Nah, I'm good.

I've seen that second degree burn you call a vagina and while that might work on a bunch of sexless coomers from this commode, it doesn't work on someone of my stature.

I like tick chicks, not thick

 

[Omnipotent]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

They're all belligerent. This is what alcohol leads to. :LMAO2:

Maybe ask SSS where he posts up his CP pics that nobody wants to see so the images don't get deleted, yeah?

Sick fuck

How am I the sick fuck???? I don't like CP and I don't condone it. Are you one of those? You know, the one's that crave drama and get all dramatic about shit? You feed off the attention....awwww come here precious.....I will give you lots of Succy love!!!! I don't need you to be a drama queen, though. You can drop that shit off at my front door before coming in. I'll show you a good time, Kevin..... xoxox

You just need to get laid....and I don't mean your average romp in the room. You need some bad ass sex in your life. ....I am here for you. ;-)

Nah, I'm good.

I've seen that second degree burn you call a vagina and while that might work on a bunch of sexless coomers from this commode, it doesn't work on someone of my stature.

I like tick chicks, not thick

make sure you check for track marks next time you stray....

 

[Breakfall]

Q: Do you know how to make a Dark and Stormy?

Stout and stirred with my precum dick!
I used to be head barman in Margaret River at a boutique brewery. Free crafted beer on tap and tourists to satisfy...no barfly drongos.

Little Creatures??? One family member of mine is a part owner in that.

Well a couple of brewers left and started Stone and Wood in Byron Bay. But ‘Creatures was my go-to beer for sure.

 

[Dove]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

They're all belligerent. This is what alcohol leads to. :LMAO2:

Maybe ask SSS where he posts up his CP pics that nobody wants to see so the images don't get deleted, yeah?

Sick fuck

How am I the sick fuck???? I don't like CP and I don't condone it. Are you one of those? You know, the one's that crave drama and get all dramatic about shit? You feed off the attention....awwww come here precious.....I will give you lots of Succy love!!!! I don't need you to be a drama queen, though. You can drop that shit off at my front door before coming in. I'll show you a good time, Kevin..... xoxox

You just need to get laid....and I don't mean your average romp in the room. You need some bad ass sex in your life. ....I am here for you. ;-)

Nah, I'm good.

I've seen that second degree burn you call a vagina and while that might work on a bunch of sexless coomers from this commode, it doesn't work on someone of my stature.

I like tick chicks, not thick

make sure you check for track marks next time you stray....

Wow great advice!

Maybe next you can give dating advice to Chris Watts and tell him to avoid those naggy bitches next time.

 

[Succubus]

Should I shave the mohawk back or is it a little thin these days ??

Mohawks are two years ago.

Shave the sides down but use a two or three on the back.

It's what the cool ppl do right now

fuck you buddy, I've had a mohawk since I was 30 and before that Dreadlocks .... I don't do 'cool' You and your sheepish ilk are doomed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I do what makes me look AWESOME as I zoom by you on my bike

You really really bore me, and look at you with all that fake pompous :ROFL3:

Mohawks are played out.

Just like the boards who shave the sides of their heads.

Idiots who wear mohawks are pissants who wished they were around when punk hit in the late 70's. That's McFly shit

Yeah, Not as played out as the Sylvester voice thing tho :ROFL3:

My voice don't stop me from pulling chicks.

Mohawks will.

Just sayin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ummmm yehhhhh okay bro :rightON: whatever you gotta tell yourself to feel better :LMAO2:

even IF you were a handsome FUCK ... THAT voice would be a deal breaker and has been, you're just to fucking stupid to realize it LOL

Chances are extremely good I've banged more chicks then you've met in your life.

Or are you saving yourself for marriage? Haven't found the perfect girl? (Snickers)

well, they say the internet is a good place to pretend you're something ... look at you go gurl :LMAO2:

Now imagine if you had a manly voice instead of that of Tweety bird, you might actually have gotten my attention and I might have believed you ffs LMFAO !!

Are you gay?

Dude, I don't swing that way, but if you do....ok? (Chuckles)

oH SHIT ... i WENT AND HURT YOU
I should have known soft feelZ comes with a voice loike that

Because your gay?

You should be proud of yourself for outting yourself.

Tell me, what's it like being gay in canada in 2021? This might be good content....

really
What's it like being gay in Canada ..

sorta anti climactic no ?
So that's it, you're going for the tired ole 'oh you're ghay' routine ?
shieet !!
I can't even bother with your vocally stunted response LOL
On the other hand bro did you see the burn @The Countess pulled out of her newly molded asZ the other day :ROFL3:
She brought up Man-Thing, calling another poster :LMAO2::LMAO: P[ISSED myself man LOL


He who knows fear BURNS at the touch of the man-thing ... my absolute fav obscure comic book hero\villain ...

One of my fucking treasures ...

is this one of your treasures ??

See yeh !!

Calm down there, Shirley.

This is about bartending.

But since I'm a bartender, I'm not shocked the topic makes ppl say stupid shit.

They're all belligerent. This is what alcohol leads to. :LMAO2:

Maybe ask SSS where he posts up his CP pics that nobody wants to see so the images don't get deleted, yeah?

Sick fuck

How am I the sick fuck???? I don't like CP and I don't condone it. Are you one of those? You know, the one's that crave drama and get all dramatic about shit? You feed off the attention....awwww come here precious.....I will give you lots of Succy love!!!! I don't need you to be a drama queen, though. You can drop that shit off at my front door before coming in. I'll show you a good time, Kevin..... xoxox

You just need to get laid....and I don't mean your average romp in the room. You need some bad ass sex in your life. ....I am here for you. ;-)

Nah, I'm good.

I've seen that second degree burn you call a vagina and while that might work on a bunch of sexless coomers from this commode, it doesn't work on someone of my stature.

I like tick chicks, not thick

Oh you like chicks with ticks?? I gotcha. So they have to have a compulsive, repetitive sound or movement that’s often difficult to control in order for you to fuck them? Duly noted.