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HELLFIRE

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What's the last thing you did to piss someone off?? :)
 

Seamajor

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Bash the fuck out of the dildo pretending to be the Pres.

guess what happened next
 

HELLFIRE

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Um?? Your boyfriend left you for another man, stole your favorite pink panties, and went to a Bernie convention that he had promised you?? :) Just a guess lol
Favorite icecream :)
 

TheHaze

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Rocky Road -

Ever have sex on a public beach ?
 

TheHaze

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Many times -

Have you ever seen a bald headed white male jerking off at the beach ?
 

Stinkyfinger

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Yes you fucker ...and if I see you doing it again I'm callin' the Fuzz ..

If you found out you have high Blood pressure would it concern you ?
 

TheHaze

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Yes and I do have blood pressure and keep it under control - - - - - -

Do you like to piss people off when driving ?
 

Stinkyfinger

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STAR WARS FIGURES...I was possessed by that movie and stole hundreds of those figures fuck if I only had them all now $$$$ got caught of course 11 or so old ..


How the FUCK are you expected to eat food with no salt ??
 

Jeannie

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STAR WARS FIGURES...I was possessed by that movie and stole hundreds of those figures fuck if I only had them all now $$$$ got caught of course 11 or so old ..


How the FUCK are you expected to eat food with no salt ??
try spitting instead of swallowing
 

Jeannie

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sorry, my Q

does stinkyfinger realize semen is high in sodium?
 

Damaged Maven

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There was this one eyed barfly in Cancun. With a few shots of well tequila she'd pop her glass eye out for a raucous socket fuck. Good times!

Wait! Ever had sex... socket fuck or otherwise... in public?
 

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Skull-fucking was first documented by the ancient Aztecs on carvings on temple walls. It is believed that after a rather intense battle, warriors would retreat to a special area in the village where they would do a little dance, then make a little love, and get down tonight... inside each other's cranial cavities. It is also said that too much skull-fucking is the main reason their civilization died out. Often, an intense session would lead to an unintended lobotomy, rendering the warrior a
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. This did not bode well for the Aztec army, who was left defenseless against their neighbors, who needed a place to build an in-ground pool, but didn't have room on their property. Fucking neighbors! ( WTF )
 
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