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[Breakfall]

Sky blue, almost virginal....


What’s the first thing you go for when you get the munchies..?

Pickled onions and cheese.

Have you noticed the increased availability of “massage machines” that are being sold in the supermarkets since the epidemic?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No I can’t say I have..

Have you bought one ?

 

[Breakfall]

No I can’t say I have..

Have you bought one ?

No, my wife insists that I use my tongue or my whole face as an ezy-seat!
:LOL1:

Margarine or butter and why?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Butter, I really don’t like the taste of margarine...


What would you do if someone shouted CUT and your whole life was a film and you was really Gary oldman ?

 

[Boozebag]

Butter, I really don’t like the taste of margarine...


What would you do if someone shouted CUT and your whole life was a film and you was really Gary oldman ?

I would recreate the scene from Léon: The Professional by screaming "EVERYONE!" over and over again until I passed out.

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How are you feeling today?

 

[Seamajor]

Yawn.. Perfect.

Do you have big plans for the day?

 

[Siouxsie_Q]

Not really. Plan to swing by my old job to try & get back on, pick up some stuff on Facebook marketplace, make some phone calls. Just the norm, kind of.

Would you rather be vegan, vegetarian or pescatarian if had to choose one ?

 

[Seamajor]

Pescatarian

What’s your favorite?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I don’t tell everyone I talk to..


What’s the best you felt in your whole life and why ?

 

[GG Allin]

The best thing I have ever felt in my whole life is YOUR MOMMAS PUSSY!

I can see why you wanted to stay in it for 9 months, it's fucking cozy!

FUUUUUUUCK!

Would you like to shove a needle up my COCK!?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

As long as it was red hot and you screamed..

What’s going on with your soul ?

 

[GG Allin]

OF COURSE, that's the best part, DUH!

I DON'T NEED A FUCKIN' SOUL!!! Souls are for shoes and pussies!!!

Do you like hummus?

 

[Seamajor]

Yes.

Do you take the train?

 

[LotusBud]

I should think so, butt ! Be careful, the snowflakes can flame but can’t take it back and start snivelling and Pressing send to BF...

Hey Swampy. No, they can’t flame...they just bitch and moan. As far as I’m concerned, they’re absolutely shit. Like fucking illegal aliens at the moment that don’t assimilate. They should just stick with their own crappy forums and spare us from their petty angst. I fucking can’t stand them. What’s up with flea giving you a serve? Jesus fucking Christ...the hide with some of these blow-ins!

They should change the name from bastard factory to ...snivelling karens .com...

Reality bites. The problem with leftists is that they create their own problems because they think life is all rainbows and unicorns. And then are shocked when the refugee that they championed into the country fucks them up the arse with a machete. Fucking imbeciles! @LotusBud

Wow. You're so obssessed with me, you totally hijacked the thread.

What do you call a snivelling white con male?

 

[Jeannie]

someone who makes your life miserable

if u wear a $500k watch, do u deserve 2 get mugged?

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck no


Do you live in a nasty ghetto.

 

[MOX]

someone who makes your life miserable

if u wear a $500k watch, do u deserve 2 get mugged?

I am familiar with this story of the watch stolen in Beverly Hills.

And no, you do not deserve to be mugged. Moral and ethical priniples still apply here, however, with that being said... I'm all for a good timepiece, but if you're spending $500K on a watch you have your priorities out of order.

Buy yourself a very nice watch for 5% of that and take the other $475,000 and start a few college funds for some underprivileged teens.

People can do as they wish with their own money, of course. I can only hope that they would balance that type of purchase out with donating an equal amount to some good cause.

 

[Seamajor]

A question?

 

[MOX]

A question?

Ah, yes.

My apology.

What is the story behind your username?

 

[Breakfall]

I’m a martial trollist...

How far can you shoot your pee?

 

[Seamajor]

2 mtrs

Can you sleep all night without getting up to piss?

 

[TheHaze]

Left over's or just some chips - - - - -

Do you fall asleep more in your bed or more on the sofa?

 

[TheHaze]

Can you sleep all night without getting up to piss?

No -

Do you need a alarm to wake you ?

 

[Seamajor]

No.

Do you sleep well at night?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I always sleep very well..

Have you ever tried any of your pet treats to see what they taste like ?

 

[Seamajor]

Yes. Tasted like fishy candy.

What’s your favorite color?

 

[realgrimm]

Purple, favorite shade Black..


Whats your Credit card number and password?

 

[Seamajor]

I keep forgetting

Whats your roof made of

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Something that don’t leak...


Have you ever known a murderer ?

 

[GG Allin]

A guy I went to middle school with years later tied his girlfriend to a bed in a mobile home and set it on fire, therefore killing her.

Have you ever fucked a duck?