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[Frood]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

You're a Californian transplant to Portugal, it's the "Queen's English", not King's, and you're culturally appropriating in a very wrong way.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend Lizzie?

I definitely would not eat you, even if I were starving, pet.

Do you enjoy doing things to make other people happy?

You offended knowledge, which generally....as the crow flies inspires people instead of makes them faceplant at your abject stupidity, which makes me sad having to mirror such sentiments.

Would you run away from a burning Portuguese favela?

 

[LotusBud]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

You're a Californian transplant to Portugal, it's the "Queen's English", not King's, and you're culturally appropriating in a very wrong way.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend Lizzie?

I definitely would not eat you, even if I were starving, pet.

Do you enjoy doing things to make other people happy?

You offended knowledge, which generally....as the crow flies inspires people instead of makes them faceplant at your abject stupidity, which makes me sad having to mirror such sentiments.

Would you run away from a burning Portuguese favela?

"As the crow flies"? Do you even know what that means? Also, "favela" is Brazilian, not Portuguese, estúpido.

You didn't answer my question, you twat.

To the next poster: Do you enjoy doing things that make other people happy?

 

[Seamajor]

Why of course.

What makes you the happiest?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

The Queens English , there’s no king right now, omg is this cunt joking or is it really this fucking stupid, it has to be trolling right ?

 

[realgrimm]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

The Queens English , there’s no king right now, omg is this cunt joking or is it really this fucking stupid, it has to be trolling right ?

This cant be happenening



who can we notify?

 

[Succubus]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

The Queens English , there’s no king right now, omg is this cunt joking or is it really this fucking stupid, it has to be trolling right ?

This cant be happenening



who can we notify?

Don't notify BF. He has no balls.

Do you masturbate to porn or use your imagination?

 

[LotusBud]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

The Queens English , there’s no king right now, omg is this cunt joking or is it really this fucking stupid, it has to be trolling right ?

Did the language suddenly change when Lizzie took the crown?

 

[LotusBud]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

The Queens English , there’s no king right now, omg is this cunt joking or is it really this fucking stupid, it has to be trolling right ?

This cant be happenening



who can we notify?

Don't notify BF. He has no balls.

Do you masturbate to porn or use your imagination?

Why of course.

What makes you the happiest?

Watching stupid people slowly get it. A rare event, but one to be celebrated.

What is currently going moldy in your refrigerator?

 

[Succubus]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

The Queens English , there’s no king right now, omg is this cunt joking or is it really this fucking stupid, it has to be trolling right ?

This cant be happenening



who can we notify?

Don't notify BF. He has no balls.

Do you masturbate to porn or use your imagination?

Why of course.

What makes you the happiest?

Watching stupid people slowly get it. A rare event, but one to be celebrated.

What is currently going moldy in your refrigerator?

Ewwwww. Nothing. I clean mine out on a weekly basis.

Your biggest shame?

 

[Breakfall]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

The Queens English , there’s no king right now, omg is this cunt joking or is it really this fucking stupid, it has to be trolling right ?

This cant be happenening



who can we notify?

Don't notify BF. He has no balls.

Do you masturbate to porn or use your imagination?

Why of course.

What makes you the happiest?

Watching stupid people slowly get it. A rare event, but one to be celebrated.

What is currently going moldy in your refrigerator?

Ewwwww. Nothing. I clean mine out on a weekly basis.

Your biggest shame?

Sharting in a casino when I got ecstatic over a win. I left the win in pokey machine and a bit of splashback on the carpet as I high-tailed out of there in a rush!

Your biggest conundrum?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I wouldn’t hid behind that cunt if raptors was chasing me...


You biggest regret..

Ah. Another woman hater. Explains everything.

Some of the people on this forum.

Your greatest joy?

Another woman hater ? Lol haha just goes to show that in EVERY post you make you have no fucking idea wtf your talking about, ain’t you supposed to be a teacher, fuckinell, so glad your stupid arse never taught none of mine...

It's clear my stupid arse never taught none of yours. You can't even use the King's English properly.

The Queens English , there’s no king right now, omg is this cunt joking or is it really this fucking stupid, it has to be trolling right ?

Did the language suddenly change when Lizzie took the crown?

Your American, you speak simplified English, so stfu you stupid pilchard...

 

[Jeannie]

" 'Your're American...' " :;)

if on death row, what would your last meal be?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jew on toast.

What's the record for the highest number of managers that Lotus has complained to in a single day?

 

[Seamajor]

Jew on toast.

What's the record for the highest number of managers that Lotus has complained to in a single day?

What managers?

The last time Scouse got lucky with a Jewish Goddess who paid her way

 

[Breakfall]

This is a trick question no doubt, the chief Jews would refuse to afford the title “goddess” to their own women.

Who took their happy pills today?

 

[Seamajor]

I generally smoke and drink em. After 5.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Jew on toast.

What's the record for the highest number of managers that Lotus has complained to in a single day?

What managers?

The last time Scouse got lucky with a Jewish Goddess who paid her way

Wouldn’t he have auschwitzitus by now if he had...


How many Easter egg gifts did you hand out this year ?

 

[Seamajor]

Jew on toast.

What's the record for the highest number of managers that Lotus has complained to in a single day?

What managers?

The last time Scouse got lucky with a Jewish Goddess who paid her way

Wouldn’t he have auschwitzitus by now if he had...


How many Easter egg gifts did you hand out this year ?

Zero. Might take a casual GF for lunch. About it.

 

[Breakfall]

Jew on toast.

What's the record for the highest number of managers that Lotus has complained to in a single day?

What managers?

The last time Scouse got lucky with a Jewish Goddess who paid her way

Wouldn’t he have auschwitzitus by now if he had...


How many Easter egg gifts did you hand out this year ?

Zero. Might take a casual GF for lunch. About it.

And your next question old man? I may have to get hard with you, just to clarify your mind. Shine the duck up and stop letting down the ducking team! You’re either with us or against us. Fucking tired of the piss-poor effort!

 

[Seamajor]

Didn’t know one existed. I alwayEd like the Duck. I told ya before, I’m my own person. Take it or leave it.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

How do you feel about being a cashless society now ?

 

[Breakfall]

How do you feel about being a cashless society now ?

I have a shit-load of cash on hand. I could live for a year with using the cashless system.

Doesn’t anyone own concrete-set safes anymore, or is it the home invasion threat?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

How do you feel about being a cashless society now ?

I have a shit-load of cash on hand. I could live for a year with using the cashless system.

Doesn’t anyone own concrete-set safes anymore, or is it the home invasion threat?

Maybe, I went food shopping yesterday and every cash till had a notice, card only..

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Have you ever tasted your pet treats to see what they’re like ?

 

[Breakfall]

How do you feel about being a cashless society now ?

I have a shit-load of cash on hand. I could live for a year with using the cashless system.

Doesn’t anyone own concrete-set safes anymore, or is it the home invasion threat?

Maybe, I went food shopping yesterday and every cash till had a notice, card only..

It’s legal tender. They tried to do that to me; I looked them dead in the face, gave them my cash, left a tip , and walked out the door. I know the legal system extremely well.

 

[Breakfall]

Have you ever tasted your pet treats to see what they’re like ?

Yes, dog kibbles when I was young, and fish flakes when I was older. ;)

Do you think the air-head liberal, @LotusBud, has a bespoke vagina? You know, labiaplasy and the trimmings?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No, I think it just all hangs like that thing on a chickens head...

Is there a smell other people think is nice but disgust you, like I can’t stand the smell of lavender...

 

[Seamajor]

That sweet smell of a slaughter house

Do you golf?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

yes...fairly well

have you ever seen your neighbor so drunk he/she was puking :Drunk:

 

[Seamajor]

My neighbor doesn’t drink.

What substance do you enjoy getting fucked up on?