Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[Jeannie]

yes...fairly well

have you ever seen your neighbor so drunk he/she was puking :Drunk:

no

do u change your own oil?

 

[Breakfall]

Yes, oil and filter, including brake pads.

Have you ever owned exotic animals, and what were they?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah I used to have a tortoise....

What’s the worst thing you did to someone?

 

[Breakfall]

Beat them up badly, but it was deserving. One savage, while walking down a public street, reached over and grabbed and twisted my girlfriend’s breast. Brought her to tears. I saw red and the beast was released.

How many red bulls or equivalent have you consumed at one time, and did it cause any health issues?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

None, lm hypo active at the best of times, they would complete my loonyness....


Do you name stuff, like your car and your phone, my phone is called Eric....

 

[Breakfall]

Mostly my vehicles. My car’s name is Betty and my boat’s name is Bertha.

Do you ever wear socks with your sandals or go sockless with enclosed shoes?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Lol no to both, socks and sliders lmfao proper chav...


Do you answer when you see unsaved number ?

 

[realgrimm]

Nope I screen most my calls cuz I hate small talk

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Ok, but I have to warn you, it ain’t sexy...

If you could pass one law in your country , what would it be ?

 

[Jeannie]

voter ID
if attacked/killed who and how many would avenge u?

 

[Breakfall]

Nobody in Australia that I could think of. If I survived there would be hell to pay...

How many shits do you have in one day more or less? (I might be having too much fibre)

 

[Jeannie]

aww thats so sad. gf/wife.. nobody? oh well


a lady does not do poops, nor does she discuss it with strange men, like yourself

ever had your palm read and if so what did they say?

 

[Breakfall]

aww thats so sad. gf/wife.. nobody? oh well


a lady does not do poops, nor does she discuss it with strange men, like yourself

ever had your palm read and if so what did they say?

My wife would do things by the law and get a PI to help things along. I thought you meant unorthodox revenge of the illegal kind. And I assure you I’m not strange either.

Don’t believe in bullshit like palm reading. Some “palm readers” are acutely astute, like myself, and can know what one is about through their demeanour and opulence.

Did you ever fart, pee and sneeze all at da once?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It has been known..

If they gave you your own TV show, what would it be about ?

 

[Jeannie]

It has been known..

If they gave you your own TV show, what would it be about ?

a survival show where 12 ppl get dropped off naked on the beach of a deserted island, for one month

would u be on my show?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

If you want to be closed down on the first show, then yeah...

When did you last make a new friend ?

 

[Seamajor]

Yesterday. His name is Oscar. An awesome Landscaper working magic in my daughters back yard.
Did you visit your Maw lately?

 

[realgrimm]

Havent seen her in years


What brand of foot wear do you most commonly wear?

 

[Seamajor]

Havianas flip flops
Walk the dog this morning?

 

[Blurt]

No.

Do you believe in the Rapture?

 

[Adam Hitler]

The what?

What's the shittiest forum you've ever posted on?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

LL....

If you was in a plane crash and died, would you mind if other passengers ate you ?

 

[Breakfall]

Nah, give me head ‘til I’m dead(er)!

Have you ever received a 68 whilst driving a car?

 

[Seamajor]

No.

Cantaloupe or Pineapple?

 

[Adam Hitler]

No!

How much did Semenmajor pay for his new Stannah Stairlift?

 

[TheHaze]

Seaman lives on the 1st floor Homes - - - -

Have you or someone you know ever been in a airplane or helicopter crash and live to talk about it - - - - -

 

[Adam Hitler]

My associate Nigel Farage....

Who is the sluttiest female on here?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It’s not me cos I’m a fucking Saint...

What do you think your ancestors would think of you ?

 

[TheHaze]

Hard Ass - - - - -

Do you like riding on the Subway and would you sit next to a black person holding a axe ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No I don’t use the tube, or the bus lol...

If your family had a secret and you found out, what would you like the secret to be ?