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[Breakfall]

Mostly genital jewellery.

Do you keep an immaculate toilet?

 

[Jeannie]

must be as my dog has no problem drinking out of it

if your plane was low on fuel over the ocean and u had 2 throw some ppl out so u could make landfall how would u decide who? by weight, age, politics, race.... ?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Race and weight, most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! arse coons out first..

What was the last embarrassing thing you did ?

 

[Jeannie]

i was pulling a gallon of milk out from behind the older ones and one fell on the floor and burst like a water balloon - milk everywhere. shit happens but i had 2 squeak home in milk soaked flip flops :/

when is the last time u played a practical joke on someone?

*today i sprayed a 'Z' on my BFs back with suntan lotion then tapped his shoulder and told him, 'done'. he was distracted and drinking so didnt notice i didnt rub it around lulz

 

[Blurt]

Back in the early 90's when I worked at a video game arcade. I wrote down the serial number of a $50 bill on a piece of paper and kept the paper on the office desk. Just outside the office, a group of Italian homies were gathered, trying to bust the jackpot on a poker VLT. Standing right behind them, I surreptitiously dropped the 50 on the floor before (very loudly) announcing, "Hey! Lookit this! A fifty!" as I bent down to pick it up. They all scrambled and hooted like monkeys as they each vied to claim it as their own. I told them it was mine, infuriating them, even eliciting threats from the more alpha goombas. I turned around, unlocked the office door, and showed them the matching serial number on the previously scribbled note. They were not happy with me, but a few of them laughed and good-naturedly accepted having being suckered in by a wily pleb.

Have you ever stolen money from your kids?

 

[Seamajor]

No

Ferrari or Porsche

 

[Blurt]

Neither.

Have you ever mooned a stranger or a bunch of strangers?

 

[Frood]

Often.... does streaking a village in the moonlight while wolf howling count also?

Have you ever worn sweatpants over a pair of jeans?

 

[Seamajor]

Never.
Boxers or bikini briefs ?

 

[Blurt]

Briefs. The sheerer and the more colorful the better.

Have you ever been seasick?

 

[Seamajor]

Yes.

Did you get vaccinated yet?

 

[Blurt]

Still waiting for my second shot.

Do you ever surf in a storm?

 

[Seamajor]

If the wind is offshore, yes.

Do you enjoy oysters?

 

[Blurt]

Absolutely. In the bucket, shucked with my own knife, swallowed sand and all, or prepped à la Rockefeller in a swanky oyster bar... s'all good.

Have you ever shaved your head, like completely bald?

 

[Seamajor]

Never. Actually I haven’t had a hair cut in 2 years.

Whats your favorite Tequila drink, or straight?

 

[Blurt]

Don't know my tequila from a handful of Mexican jumping beans. Not much of a drinker, I guess. On the beach? A Corona or a mojito, maybe.

Have you ever fucked in an elevator?

 

[Seamajor]

Never even considered it.

Do you atone now and then?

 

[Blurt]

Never.

I do right, right off the bat.

Ain't no sinner in this skin.

Do you ever bite your nails to the quick?

 

[Seamajor]

No.

Do you like to fly kites?

 

[Seamajor]

??

Do you think this thread should be kept neutral?

 

[Frood]

Pussy!

 

[Jeannie]

lets get back on track....

what was the first video game u ever played?

 

[realgrimm]

Donkey Kong


How many colors has your hair been

 

[Frood]

Donkey Kong


How many colors has your hair been

4-5

How many days can you go unwashed and not smell your arse?

 

[Murdy]

Donkey Kong


How many colors has your hair been

4-5

How many days can you go unwashed and not smell your arse?

2-3 depending on how much angry house cleaning I’m doing

How many carne asada street tacos can you eat in one sitting?

 

[Jeannie]

ive had two but i think i could have had another. my favorite street/festival food is the italian sausage, onion and pepper hero and a half dozen zeppoles

what is your favorite type of ride at the amusement park?

 

[Murdy]

ive had two but i think i could have had another. my favorite street/festival food is the italian sausage, onion and pepper hero and a half dozen zeppoles

what is your favorite type of ride at the amusement park?

the rollercoaster

what is the first amusement park ride that made you toss your cookies (barf)?

 

[Jeannie]

rollercoaster but i hurled AFTER i got off lol

when u ride the bumper cars, do u go for blood or just playful bumps? first time i did it they stopped the ride cause i did a 180 and went for head-on-collisions lool

 

[Murdy]

rollercoaster but i hurled AFTER i got off lol

when u ride the bumper cars, do u go for blood or just playful bumps? first time i did it they stopped the ride cause i did a 180 and went for head-on-collisions lool

I play till the death in bumper cars lol

did you ever win a gold fish in one of those carnival toss games?

 

[Seamajor]

Yes

Do you think Carney people are special?