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[skinofevil]

Yes and no. Back when I still smoked, if I lost my lighter I would indeed light a smoke off a stove burner. Thing is, you don't need to bend your face down there and inhale. If the burner is hot enough, you can touch the end of the cigarette to it, then lift it to your lips and inhale. It'll still be hot enough that your breath will catch the heat and light it up, even if it's off the burner at that exact moment.

Ever nail a running kid in the back of the head with a thrown can of beans?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I’m not crocodile Dundee ffs.

Do cockroaches eat concrete ?

 

[skinofevil]

(re: the thrown can -- I've done it.)

They do if the concrete was made from poo, as cockroaches are coprophageous.

Ever pee in something other than a toilet even when you didn't have to?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah a beer bottle and put it back on the table, twat was so drunk he didn’t even notice, I told him about 5 years later.

Have you ever caused a fire by accident or design?

 

[skinofevil]

I assume you mean in a place other than where a fire ought to be caused? No. But I used to live in a house where the only heat was by way of a wood burning stove, so have I done so in the proper way, yes.

Ever committed a felony (or the British equivalent of same, which I don't know what that would be called) and gotten away with it? (As in, not been so much as suspected). Obviously I don't mean that you should tell us what you did or any other details. Just a yes or no will suffice, don't want you to incriminate yourself if it's a yes.

 

[RAVEN]

Sorry to disappoint you, but no :)
Where do you do most of your shopping? (General merchandise)

 

[skinofevil]

No wheels, so mark it Amazon and Instacart.

Ever fuck any of your exes after you broke up with 'em?

 

[RAVEN]

Absolutely not....once it is over ...it is over....
How many hours a day do you spend on the computer...?

 

[skinofevil]

As a freelance writer who uses it for work and then, once "off work", uses it for entertainment... lemme do the math here... um... Way Too Many. Generally, though, the first hour after I get up is wake up, shower, get dressed, 45 minute walk, breakfast and coffee, then to work. First hour "off work" is a second 45 minute walk, then leisure time.

How did your longest romantic relationship end?

 

[RAVEN]

That would be my ex husband....Cordially...I even gave him back my wedding ring...He travelled a lot and we just grew apart....nothing more than that....it was sad, really :(

Same question?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

ironically it was about toilet paper , was living with a woman for 6 years we drifted and I started to see other people , we weren't married so no cardinal sin :LOL2: she traveled for work , I went away with a GF for a week end came home made a mess , soup cans in the garbage etc... she comes home after a while says you weren't home all week were you ...I said no how can you tell ..she says when I left we had 4 rolls of toilet paper , you shit like a horse , we have the same 4 rolls left. I moved out that day.

same question

 

[skinofevil]

Ex fiancee. Didn't know it for the longest time but it turned out she was bipolar. Not just "a crazy bitch" but actually diagnosed, legitimately bipolar. It was at the intersection of finding that out by way of her going off her meds (and, predictably, off her nut) and of finding out she'd been cheating on me with some guy that we mutually (if not amicably) decided that it was time for her to go her own way. Later she went back on her meds and wanted to rekindle things. Unfortunately, she let it slip that she had a new boyfriend and therefore would have been cheating on him with me. Nope. Had to pass on that.

Same question. (Hey, it's a good one!)

 

[Jeannie]

it ended with an FU and me throwing a ring at him - end of story
i suppose i will keep it going, same Q

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I'm still with him.
Fuck it same question...........

 

[skinofevil]

Already dundiddit, new question:

How did your shortest relationship end? Actual relationship, not just one night stand or one date deal.

 

[Jeannie]

the 2 month long 'relationship' ended with his jealousy. maybe tears too
when ppl r young they get attached fast, fall in love in 2 days and the world ends when its over lol
did u ever feel bad when u found out an actor u like is dead? im watching the sopranos and totally 4got james gandolfini is gone. tony soprano - dead! im only on season 2 :(

 

[skinofevil]

Not excessively and not for long. I was very surprised when Harry Anderson passed on. I was hit a bit harder by the passing of Stan Lee, but you did say 'actor' and I'm not sure if his dozen or so cameos really count.

When you get the flu, do you go out and stock up on OTC flu meds, go full on prescription medications, or do you just soldier through it with soup and juice?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Cannabis oil.

Have you got any mates or rellys that when you go to their gaff you feel like getting the mop and bucket out and having a polish cos the place is really manky ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Hell yes rotten food on the counter, plates pilled to the ceiling dog shit in the floor, you name it.

How many sex partners have you had?

 

[RAVEN]

Some :)

Have you ever left the house without putting on deodorant and said.. Oh fuck.. I stink!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No.

Have you ever won a decent prize on a scratch card ?

 

[skinofevil]

Never. And the odds of such happening are so low that I don't even bother. As an older acquaintance has said (though I'm sure it's a widespread axiom), "The lottery is a tax on being bad at maths."

Ever win an award you really would rather you hadn't?

 

[RAVEN]

No...:)

Have you ever been the recipient of a random act of kindness?...I just went to get a coffee at Tim Hortons...drove up to pay...and the cashier says the car in front me paid for your coffee.....What?:)...Just a sweet thing to do...:).....oh snd... for some reason...my free coffee even taste better....hahaha

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Yes same thing happened to me at McDonald's.

Ever had sex with someone from a different race?

 

[TheHaze]

Yes-I am white and had sex with a black girl twice with differant girls- - - - - - -

You ever piss or spit in some ones food or drink ?

 

[Dageaux]

No, but I have been awfully tempted.

Do colors effect your mood, or do you wear certain colors when you are in certain moods?

 

[Scott]

I think different colored lights do to some degree but as far dressing, green on St. Pat's is as far as I go.
What's the coolest thing you ever bought at a yard sale and how much was it?

 

[RAVEN]

I found an old 30 gal crock...I use it as a planter....paid 10 bucks for it...it is a white crock with a blue horseshoe marking....I was thrilled...
Same question?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I bought a shoe box with 75 , 1800's picture portraits of men , women children of the era , mostly posing in sitting positions. I paid 30 dollars ... each photo was easily worth between 4- 8 dollars. I bought some fairly inexpensive black family portrait frames with four spots for photos each. I made about eight , kept two and gave the rest to my family that asked. The remainder of loose photos about 45 or so I sold to a guy for 70 dollars. I could have made a lot more but timing is everything.

< not one I bought > SAME QUESTION

 

[skinofevil]

I'll assume same question? I picked up a samurai sword at a garage sale when I was 17. $20. Had it appraised and it was an actual samurai sword from the early 1800s. Didn't want to sell it 'cause it was cool as hell to own one. It ended up being stolen from me.

Where is the strangest place you ever slept?