Yes. I'd take an empty tuna can and run the can opener around it so my cat would freak out with anticipation, then hand it down to him while he pawed at it while having a meowing freakout -- then laugh while he just stared at the inside of the empty can. (After he wandered off I'd open one for him for real.)
Ever dance with the pale moonlight by the light of the devil?
lol i saw u were on 2 reply lol
yea i know but they r so........'ever want 2 use a pogo stick on the moon while wearing one shoe?' and the answer is always a no :p
Most people would wish for something big. Unlimited wealth, immortality, or something like that. Genies like to corrupt big wishes like that, so I'd ask for a low level more passive kind of a thing, and one she couldn't screw up. "I wish that from now on, things go the way I want them to."
What's the most unusual non food purpose to which you've put a food product?
Blackout shade. My apartment is a west-facing studio with one "living room" window, with those vertical plastic blinds. They're old and slightly warped, and around late afternoon to sunset, the sun gets in through the gaps and hits the north and east walls in here, which hits my display with a ton of glare. So I put a 6 foot by 8 foot blackout shade between the desk and those shitty blinds to put a stop to that.
What was the first thing you ate when you got up this morning?
Nope... I won't lick ass ....
Have you ever lost your lighter and lit a smoke on a gas stove and burned your eyelashes/eyebrows LOL I have and a couple of lashes are singed at the end.. fucking stupid :D