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TheHaze

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Yes,my grandson- - - - - - - -

You ever let the air out of some one's tire/tire's ?
If yes - why ?
 

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they kept blocking the driveway

did everyone see the red moon the other night?
 

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idk cause its a big job. lol maybe he only brought it up so the dems would look anti american opposing it :p

what is the last thing u watched on you tube?
*oops - sorry, haze. no i dont
 

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THIS!!

im going 2 try the first one lol

ever play tricks on your pets? how?
 

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Yes. I'd take an empty tuna can and run the can opener around it so my cat would freak out with anticipation, then hand it down to him while he pawed at it while having a meowing freakout -- then laugh while he just stared at the inside of the empty can. (After he wandered off I'd open one for him for real.)

Ever dance with the pale moonlight by the light of the devil?
 

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lol i saw u were on 2 reply lol
yea i know but they r so........'ever want 2 use a pogo stick on the moon while wearing one shoe?' and the answer is always a no :p
 

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No. :) If you were granted 1 wish.. ANYTHING.. what would it be? And um.. cooking bacon naked has to be painful, imo ..LOL
 

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Most people would wish for something big. Unlimited wealth, immortality, or something like that. Genies like to corrupt big wishes like that, so I'd ask for a low level more passive kind of a thing, and one she couldn't screw up. "I wish that from now on, things go the way I want them to."

What's the most unusual non food purpose to which you've put a food product?
 

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hold a door open

if every word held monetary value, how rich would killroy be ?
 
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Other blokes spunk , really shouldn’t suck mud minge.

What’s the first thing you see when you look up from your screen.
 

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Blackout shade. My apartment is a west-facing studio with one "living room" window, with those vertical plastic blinds. They're old and slightly warped, and around late afternoon to sunset, the sun gets in through the gaps and hits the north and east walls in here, which hits my display with a ton of glare. So I put a 6 foot by 8 foot blackout shade between the desk and those shitty blinds to put a stop to that.

What was the first thing you ate when you got up this morning?
 
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Don’t eat first thing, not till about 12, a cinnamon swirl from Gail’s.

Where is the last place you would go on holiday ?
 

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The Oregon coast. It rains constantly all year 'round and it's full of nothing but tweekers and other assorted lowlife types.

What's the last alcoholic beverage you indulged in?
 
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What was the last text you received?
 

TheHaze

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I don't have a smart phone so no texting- - - - - -

Ever smell a fart that made you hungry ?
 

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LMFAO!!! NO..... Maybe one that I lost my appetite for the day though :D
What charities (besides yourself) do you give money too, if any?
 

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Nope... I won't lick ass ....
Have you ever lost your lighter and lit a smoke on a gas stove and burned your eyelashes/eyebrows LOL I have and a couple of lashes are singed at the end.. fucking stupid :D