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It's no fun :D

When you go to the theater do you buy snacks there, or do you sneak them in?
 

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I don't drive, so I consider it a challenge to somehow get a parking fine despite that.

What's the weirdest/most shady thing you've ever done to make money?
 

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that's fuck*ng funny ..... I gotta pass ....:LMAO3:
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SAME QUESTION , Only the criminals need apply :devil1:
 

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Used to write reader-commissioned "erotica" short stories, of the fetish variety. There were very few requests I turned down; one of them was a story about an anthropomorphic mouse girl who was chained to a refrigerator in a junkyard, where the townsfolk would come down there, laugh at her, then piss and/or shit on her. The customer wanted this written in excruciating detail and, moreover, wanted it written from the mouse girl's POV. Easiest $300, then $400, then $500 I've ever said no to. Finally told the guy I wasn't negotiating, I was just flat-out not gonna write that shit.

What's the weirdest/most shady thing you've ever found out about someone you were dating and/or fucking?
 
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He sometimes injured people for money, but then, shoes.

When was the last time someone obviously knew you and was chatting away but you didn’t know who they was ?
 

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Couple months ago when I went downtown -- as it happened, I didn't know them. They knew my voice from the radio and because my photo is next to my byline in the magazines I write for.

Ever have breakfast food for dinner? If so, how often?
 
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Maybe twice a week,I tend to eat whatever I fancy at the time, so yeah .

Ever wonder how you’d feel if the world was going to explode and they had escape ships but you wasn’t chosen, watching them fly off but you was going to die ?
 

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I'm gonna die, anyway -- we all are, eventually. Wouldn't bother me; if anything, I'd be sort of amused at how it was gonna happen.

Ever been followed home by a cat that isn't yours?
 
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Not followed but there was one on my windowsill one night and I made a fuss of her, now she comes over and stays a couple of days a week, I have no idea who’s cat it is, maybe she has a few homes lol.

What animal or person do you miss most from your past ?
 

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I've only had a golden hamster when I was around 12 years old. So I guess a golden hamster!

Is there a certain age you'd like to live to?
 

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Just long enough to enjoy sometime without working..
What is the worst vaca you've ever had? Details please :)
 

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aruba 2011 - first day was fun, day 2 got drunk early, fell asleep in sun, spent next 2 days in room then on 3rd day got food poisoning......huuuuurling......day 6 - went home.
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I read that Beff Jerky is just a cow raisin .. can this be confirmed ?
 

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If you were at a ball game and the ball was hit, heading straight towards you....but there was a small child standing next to you....would you give him a little "scoot" to catch it?...lol
 

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That's disgusting. (I mean the overripe gappy gash there, not the answer.)

If you had the reality warping powers of Beetlejuice, what would you do with them?
 
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Stick to the original screenplay and not make it a comedy.

How would you describe the colour yellow to someone who’s been blind from birth ?
 

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The snow'is sokay ..get's expensive though

Did you as a kid ever get suckered for those X ray specs in the back of comic books... or worse yet, the Hovercraft ?
 

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Never had the patience to save up all the bottle caps / used condoms / whatever it was you were supposed to save up and send in.

Ever play cowboys and indians - as an adult - with real indians?