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TheHaze

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What was the question???

Have you ever pretend to be a sleep when your date wanted sex just because you didn't want them to see your little pee wee ?
 

TheHaze

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Same reason why some people are OK and some are ass holes!

You ever eat at a restaurant and take off without paying ?
 

Kilroy

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Same reason why some people are OK and some are ass holes!

You ever eat at a restaurant and take off without paying ?
Yep, as a youngster. Also used to scam free delivered pizzas in college and a few times after that too.

Ever steal a car and joyride it?
 

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What’s the point of stealing something and not making any money? Ain’t stole a car for years but we used to take them to Spain.

Are you comfortable in posh restaurants, or do you prefer a greasy spoon ?
 

TheHaze

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I don't like restaurants but if I have to pick- - -greasy spoon

You ever go some place (like a mall) and forget were you park your car ?
 

Kilroy

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I can't drive legally. so if I drove a car to a mall I stole it and took it there for a joyride -- in which case I wouldn't go back for it but just let it sit.

Ever get physically picked up off the floor and thrown on a bed by a woman?
 

Kilroy

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I have, accidentally, and no, it was just like a full body version of touching a light socket after scruffing socks over carpeted flooring.

Ever fucked a girl either taller or physically stronger than you or both?
 

Swamp-Duck

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No !

What’s the most embarrassing thing ever happen to you during sex ?
 

TheHaze

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My partner had gas and was laying out some stinky farts- - - - - -

You ever stick any fruits or veggies in your twat or butt hole ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Cos that would be boring.

What’s the last thing you accidentally dropped down the toilet ?
 

TheHaze

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Hair brush

Have you ever told your parents to fuck off ?
 

Genie

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my brother
do u maintain eye contact when talking 2 ppl?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Yes, I don’t trust someone who can’t look you in the eyes.

If you got tied to a chair, and made to watch the most boring film for you, what would it be ?
 

TheHaze

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Home(non porn) movies from other people

You ever fuck with someone's car,like pour sugar in the gas tank,cut the tire's and etc etc ?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Yeah keyed and done the tyres , fucking Somali cunt.


Ever gobbed on someone’s door handle ?
 

knife wielder

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Negative.

How can one person think someone is a nice person while another person thinks they're a jerk?
 

Iggy McLulz

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It’s all about perception.
Why do you post here?
 
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