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Mr. Whipple

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I'd bury in a secluded area , go get a high colonic emema in another town and never speak of it again
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Would you be more likely to wear hair piece if balding , or dentures if your teeth were failing ?
 
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Swamp-Duck

Swamp-Duck

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No dentures for me , fuck that, I lost some teeth but had screw ins, wouldn’t care about the hair much, probably just be bald.

Would you swap places with your dog and be a dog for one day ?
 

TheHaze

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Sure,why not- - - --

Would you suck my dick for $5000.00 ?
 

RAVEN

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Oh ffs..NO NO AND NO!!! wtf?

If there is a heaven, who is he first person you'd want greeting you?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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My Wife

Would you suck my dick for $10000.00 ?
 

RAVEN

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I would never take money for sex.. cuz I have my own money and I'm not a whore, ffs :)

Would you suck anyone off for a million dollars LMAO!!!
 

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Oops... Didn't see it.. sorry bear.. Um.. spaghetti.. I guess.. not a big pasta fan...
would you suck anyone off for a million dollars?
 
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Swamp-Duck

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I’d do it for a tenner.

Have you ever been busting for a piss and got caught pissing where you shouldn’t?
 

TheHaze

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Yes and more than once- - - - - -

Would you have sex with a leg less person ?
 
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Ja, kiss mich jetzt.

Do you ever get fed up looking at screens and have to go and do something else?
 

RAVEN

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YES!!! But unfortunately I have no choice sometimes :(

Have you ever tampered with someone's food ?
 
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Yes.

If there was a hat and when you put it on it increased your IQ and you was a genius but it cost £380,000 ?
 

RAVEN

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For the most part, yes :)

If you were chained by your foot and the only way to free yourself is to cut it off,, Could you do it? the alternative is death by the way :)
 
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Cut the bugger off.

If you was on fire and the only thing you had to put it out was cold taliban diarrhoea ?
 

RAVEN

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Ugh....I think I'd rather burn up....

If you had a family heirloom, passed down to you over many generations...and found out it was worth 2 million....Would you sell it?
 

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In a heartbeat. $ trumps sentimental

If you could go anywhere in the world to live out the rest of your life, where would you choose?
 
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If everyone was the same the world would be boring.

What has so far been the biggest betrayal againced you in your life ?
 

Iggy McLulz

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My son’s exgirlfriend lied about being pregnant then she said she lost the baby because she got jumped and beat up one nite.
Who is your favorite relative and why?
 
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I’m not in touch with most of them, but I’d say my cousin Eoghan, every time I see him I go away and my ribs hurt from laughing.

Could you spell without autocorrect?
 
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Never tried lol, I’ll get you know later.

If someone stared at you, do you ignore them or death stare back till they look away ?
 

skinofevil

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Depends on who's doing it and the "flavor" of it. If it's a pretty girl givin' me goo-goo eyes, I smile at her then look away -- next move is hers. If it's a dude and it's a death glare, I reach over and politely knock his ass out.

What's the most expensive thing you've ever stolen?