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I'd bury in a secluded area , go get a high colonic emema in another town and never speak of it again
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Would you be more likely to wear hair piece if balding , or dentures if your teeth were failing ?
 
No dentures for me , fuck that, I lost some teeth but had screw ins, wouldn’t care about the hair much, probably just be bald.

Would you swap places with your dog and be a dog for one day ?
 
Sure,why not- - - --

Would you suck my dick for $5000.00 ?
 
Oh ffs..NO NO AND NO!!! wtf?

If there is a heaven, who is he first person you'd want greeting you?
 
My Wife

Would you suck my dick for $10000.00 ?
 
I would never take money for sex.. cuz I have my own money and I'm not a whore, ffs :)

Would you suck anyone off for a million dollars LMAO!!!
 
Oops... Didn't see it.. sorry bear.. Um.. spaghetti.. I guess.. not a big pasta fan...
would you suck anyone off for a million dollars?
 
Yes and more than once- - - - - -

Would you have sex with a leg less person ?
 
YES!!! But unfortunately I have no choice sometimes :(

Have you ever tampered with someone's food ?
 
For the most part, yes :)

If you were chained by your foot and the only way to free yourself is to cut it off,, Could you do it? the alternative is death by the way :)
 
Ugh....I think I'd rather burn up....

If you had a family heirloom, passed down to you over many generations...and found out it was worth 2 million....Would you sell it?
 
In a heartbeat. $ trumps sentimental

If you could go anywhere in the world to live out the rest of your life, where would you choose?
 
My son’s exgirlfriend lied about being pregnant then she said she lost the baby because she got jumped and beat up one nite.
Who is your favorite relative and why?
 
I’m not in touch with most of them, but I’d say my cousin Eoghan, every time I see him I go away and my ribs hurt from laughing.

Could you spell without autocorrect?
 
Never tried lol, I’ll get you know later.

If someone stared at you, do you ignore them or death stare back till they look away ?
 
Depends on who's doing it and the "flavor" of it. If it's a pretty girl givin' me goo-goo eyes, I smile at her then look away -- next move is hers. If it's a dude and it's a death glare, I reach over and politely knock his ass out.

What's the most expensive thing you've ever stolen?